101 ways I could die

five

I could stab myself

So, suicide

Yeah, suicide

But, I'm doing the dishes, and that's a one time thing that I do in a week, so..

Uhhh...

Yeah. I could be cleaning a knife and then K could stab myself because the blade would be poitlnted at me because I planned this and I would stab myself and family would come in and scream and call 000 (911) and I would be dead already and then yeah

I'd die

The end