Dragon Deez Nuts

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"AYO!! BLONDE BITCH!!! ARE YOU GONNA HELP OR JUST STAND THERE???" The chad apparently named Sapnap said. 

"I AM ADDISON FUCKING RAE!!!!!"

"Omg I've seen your tik toks shawty they are sooooooooooooo gooooood!!!" the colorblind one says.

Shawty... the same thing that asshole Bryce said to me...

"Listen muffinhead, I don't know if you're just being a silly goose like Skeppy, but we need your help to kill Dream before he kills the dragon." The muffin one says. 

Suddenly, I had a plan. I knew what I had to do. I strut in my prada heels up to the middle of the island and imagined the day that me and Bryce made that tik tok to rake it up. 

I tell all my hoes: rake it up
Break it down, bag it up

"You could've thrown it back better"

Tears started to fall from my face. This was my time. The green dream guy was close enought for this to happen. I pull out my iPhone 11 and play Rake It Up. Then I'm ready. I throw it back better than anyone could. Better than Nicki Minaj. I'm the best. 

The green guy stops in his tracks drool coming out of his mouth and falls to the ground in shock and awe. 

Sapnap the chad runs up behind Dream and stabs him in the heart. 

All of a sudden, a portal appears and I hear a tune playing. Nothing like rake it up. 

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

"WAIT, you forgot this!!" Sapnap throws me something. I catch it with my quick reflexes.

"What the fuck is th-" I'm cut off by Sapnap pushing me into the portal.

"You'll see soon enough." Sapnap says.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" 

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