Once in a lifetime (Ran haitani x male reader)

BoardWalk

Ran pov:
"Hey Rinny come massage my feet" R
"Uhm. No." Rin
"But you love me and thats what siblings who love each over do" R
"." Rin leaves
"Uh. No he did not" R
"Rindou doesnt love me anymore" R
"Bzzzzzz. Bzzzzzz" Phone
"Huh whose calling mee" R picks up phone
"Ohh Its y/n" R picks up

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" R
"Ohh my fuckin gosh why are you yelling into the got damn phone I got this shit in my ear" Y
"I was just saying hi" R attitude
"Well please do not yell into the phone" Y
"Whyre you being so mean today" R attitude
"Look I wasnt tryna be mean I got earplugs in and you just screamed into the phone." Y
"Well its not my fault you have earplugs in so stop getting mad thats why no one likes you." R attitude
"Whats the attitude for?" Y
"I dont have a fucking attitude" R attitude
"Everyone says that when they have an attitude." Y
"Dont talk to me." R attitude
Y hangs up

What did he just hang up. Whys everyone being so mean to me today what did I do to wake up to this. I am such a nice person so why me?

Quick Y pov:
Oh damn

Back to Ran 1 hour later
I dont feel like fixing breakfast. Dog is the only one that shows me he loves me but he has his times.
Knock knock
"Who is it?" R
"..."
"Ohhhh my gosh" R rolls to the door
"Hello?" R gets up
"..."
"Really" opens door
"Boo" Y
"Whatre you doing here I dont wanna talk to you" R
"😁" Y
"Is that a cake?" R
"Yes" Y
"For mee???" R
"Uhm yes" Y
"Yaa- no I know whatre tryna do I will not take it" R closes door
"😑" Y
Door opends back up
"Fine, come in" R
":)" Y walks in, sits cake on table
"Can I seee" R
"Yes?" Y
"Ouu look it has little dog cookies or something oh Look heres a note it says stop being dramatic when youre sad and depressed it will not help you." R
"Fits you" Y pats head
"Whaaaa" R
"What are these dog things" R
"Its cookies and pretzels" Y
"Is it a beach because theres like a chair w the umbrella. It looks like sand and then theres little fish gummies and the different blue shades icing then you have the little dog cookie/pretzels on the sides" R
"Yeah I ordered this cake the day we went to the mall" Y
"It took 3 days to make?!" R
"Dunno not sure but I did ask them to hold it off for today because yeah" Y
"I love you so much youre amazing" R
"Come here" R
"K" Y
"Bear hug" R hugs
"You are so big I cant even pick you up and you're supposed to hug me back" R
"I cant hug you back if you have my arms in the hug" Y
"Oh" R lets go
"Thank you" Y big hug ig
":)" R
"Do you have anything to do today?" Y
"No" R
"Lets go to the board walk" Y
"Okay, am I allowed to bring dog with us" R
"I see people bring dogs but Im not sure if we wanna do other stuff on the board walk like inside activities or getting on rides n stuff" Y
"Ohh then Ill leave him" R

Board walk Y pov
"Its a nice day today" Y
"Dont talk to me" R
"Uhm. ??" Y
Rolls eyes R
"What I do?" Y
"Mind your business." R
"I guess?" Y
I dunno whats that about I swear he was just up and joyed when we got to the board walk.
Its a very nice day today a little humid but not so bad. Anyways when we were getting stuff out my trunk Ran found these glasses and a hat my mom gave me when I was like 7 which I have no Idea how that got in my car cause I couldve sworn It was in my-
:) bird
...
"I know damn well A bird did not just shit on my got damn head." Y
"Kkkkrrrrrkrkrkr" R
"You better not laugh" Y
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" R holding in laughter
Ran starts laughing and this is serious I gotta wash my hair out and hes laughing about it. Hah you know what I did? I took my hand put it on my head grabbed some, and you know what I did with that in my hand? I put it on his head but trust me when I was a kid I definitely done worse.
"Aaaaaaaahh" R
"Hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha" Y
"Why are you lauthing!?" R
"Pffftttt. Hahahahaha" Y
"You put bird shit on my head!!" R
"And?" Y
"This is overboard it wasnt even that deep" R
"If its not that deep then why you so mad?" Y
"What is wrong with you that is so rude" R
"Its a gift from me :)" Y
"Are you fucking kidding me this is NOT a gift this is nasty" R
":( I am rewarding you with a gift for being a great friend" Y
"BUT WHY BIRD POOP!?" R
"Hj8&&?$(d4f8v4d&£o$j9" people not minding their business
"I am showing I really appreciate you :)" Y
"My hair" R
Time later
Yeah so we washed our hair with the shower things and shampoo that magically appeared in my bag. I wonder if thats legal tho, hmm.
Anyways we're at the beach diving into the waves or I dunno what you call it Rans still somewhat mad at me ☠️.
"Ohh my gaaaahd" R
"Joi699i&j&j&jjjjhh$hhh7" people talking
"Ive got sand in my pants" R
"Because you buried yourself in the sand your whole body." Y
"You helped me" R
"I know" Y
"Then whyd you say you shouldnt it be we buried you in the sand?" R
"Uhm, maybe" Y
"Can we get out and shower ohh my gaaahd" R
"Its been 15 minutes" Y
"I HAVE SAND IN MY AAHHHSS CHEEKS PLEAAASE" R
"I didnt need to know that" Y
"Shut up and lets get out of the water" R
"😶" Y
"Aauuugh" R
"Wow" Y
"Can you please hurry it up?" R
"No, I dont think so Im going as fast as possible" Y
"If I were to slap you in the face right now how would you feel" R
"Uhm. I would probably feel the burn of the slap :)" Y
"I cannot stand you" R
"Then sit? I dunno how to fix that." Y
"Stop being smart like why are you being so rude all of a sudden" R
"Isnt it good to be smart tho?" Y
"Uuugh. I am about to loose it." R
"Loose what?" Y
"................." R
"See" Y
"???" R
"Lets go" Y
"Dont try to be all friendly now" R
"Yeah" Y
Ran pov
I swear I am about 2.9 seconds from punching this guy in the face. Hes being so rude for no reason like what did I do.
Y pov
Im like so sorry but its funny seeing him get like this. Because like just ☠️. No Im sorry but its just like I like seeing peoples reactions you know :)
"Can you hurry up" R attitude
"And whats with the attitude?" Y
"I DONT have an attitude" R attitude
"Mm no Im pretty sure youve got an attitude and its quite a nasty one" Y
"Shut up I dont wanna hear you lets just go like I really dont got time for this" R attitude
"Youve got a nasty attitude" Y
"." R
"Toes" Y
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Btw you're gay!