✍︎𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒊 𝑺𝒂𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒊✍︎

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— I'm bored.

— Tell me something new.

— Make me laugh, will you?

— No, thanks.

— Come on! You don't have any jokes?

—  No, Sasaki, i know this can come as quite  a shocker, but i'm not a fucking clown.

— Please! Anything!

— Uh, fine. There was this couple sitting together in an police station, right? And one of them got bored so he asked his parter to tell him a joke.

—... Alright...

— But they didn't want to, because they couldn't bring themselves to give a shit, especially when they are in a fucking police station.

—...

— But he, as the little shit he is, kept asking again, and again, and again, and again. Until they gave in and started this joke just to get him to shut up.

— That's not funny-

— I'm not finished yet. Then he interrupted the joke as the annoying idiot he was born to be, saying 'tHats nOt fUnnY' so they decided to remind him 'well i'm not here no be funny, you imbecile, we're here because we're fucking working, so shut the fuck up or i swear to god i will commit homicide.' the end.

— ...

— I love you when you're quiet.

— I love you when you're quiet

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