🌞SUN/MOON 🌚

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((Alright so these two are my faves so I wanted to do them first lol)) (discussed amongst friends etc,
THIS IS MOSTLY FOR FUN AND SATIRE LOL (i think)

•Headcanon that Moon is more perverted and weird.  He cusses a lot around Sun just to make him throw a fit (idk if they're the same robot or not, if they are then Sun definitely knows what Moon is doing but can't control it)

•Moon isn't very nice, he can be but he doesn't care for kids actually.  He just kinda puts up with them.

An example...
Sun be like: No more saying cuss words guys!!!! NO MORE.

Moon: fuck off
Sun: OH NO NO NO!!!!! NO BAD WORDS!!!!!!
Moon: fuck you
Sun: *stomping on the ground throwing a fit*

“Stop swearing cuz you’re gonna go to jail and eat broccoli!”
“Jokes on you, I’m into that shit"

• Sun memorizes nursery rhymes

•Meanwhile Moon has the lyrics to Anaconda (and just about every vulgar and inappropriate rap song) burned into his mind

Sun’s fave books: Fairy tales around the world, kiddie poems, picture books (he loves looking at the drawings), chapter books with some pictures, also a huge fan of Alice in Wonderland and the Wizard of Oz (did I mention he loves fantasy?)

Moon’s fave books: Mystery novels, Shakespeare plays (especially dark ones like Hamlet), also fairy tales but the brutal original version, scary stories to tell in the dark, he also loves Goosebumps.  O verall isn’t extremely fond of reading

//Actually Sun and Moon read Goosebumps together and that’s the only thing they have in common//

•Sun because kids can read it (baby’s first horror amiright)
Moon because it gives him a good scare

Sun’s favorite movies: Those Peanuts specials, Care Bears stuff, Disney, Pixar, anything families can watch

Moon’s favorite movies: R and NC17 stuff, horror movies (ironically because bedtime), those trashy “so bad it’s good” adult movies and silent films (he’s a refined boi)

((Also Moon is devastated that a huge chunk of silent films are missing))

When Sun gets hurt he cries and needs help, he needs assistance a lot because he's very clumsy
•Sun is overall goofy
•Also tells a lot of jokes (the super cheesy kind, dad jokes specifically)

•Moon is like Sun's older brother, they have a love hate thing going on (platonically), Sun is afraid of moon but in the daytime they're forced to get a long or they'll be discontinued and replaced so they gotta learn to just put up with eachother, but when Gregory turns out the lights/when no one is around the two (sun/moon) are at one another's throats.  Sun is very scared of moon and TRIES to avoid him.

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 11, 2022 ⏰

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