bread x airpod

the kitchen

it was an average day at long shlong ding dong high school. vape was doing the devils tango with Joe Biden's dildo in art classroom.

bread was super popular. he was a jock, he played ping pong and extremely hula hooping. even the teachers thirsty over him. every one at school wanted to have extreme freaky sexism with him. and every thinks he has the most MAGNOM DONG ever. but the thing is, he never had a gorlfriend. he had a secret........HE WAS A HONOSEXUAL!!!

airpod was on the contrary, he was a total dweeb. he was on the calculus team and was in the  S.W.A.G club. he had glasses and long greasy white hair. everyone makes fun of him. paper ran him over 1234567890 times before school this morning with a 16 wheeled wheelchair. airpod wasn't like other girls. he wore ugg boots, oversized simple souther shirts, Lululemon leggings. he has magnum electronic baby blue ocean democratic party smurf daddy blue orbs. he misses his uncles dogs daddy aunts moms dads cousins twice removed pet rock. rock was so dear to him because rock took his virginity. it died lol. 🎶This one is for the boys with the booming system
Top down, AC with the cooler system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
He cold, he dope, he might sell coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a motherfuckin' trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip
That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' ho
I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
Yes I did, yes I did
Somebody please tell him who the eff I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up
Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up🎶 he sang to him self as he was taking a wee before the day starts

breads first class was robloxology. he had the class with his "enemy" airpod. but the thing is, he lived airpod. he wants to lick his face so hard. he was starting so hard at airpod he felt his weepee getting elongated. if he looked at him any longer, his manhood would have been on the y-axis.

airpod caught bread looking at him. he was degusted. but he noticed something. bread was just glancing at him,no, he was hard core staring into his soul man.

was airpod falling in love with ??????????????