Bad Habits And Blasphemy

𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘔𝘦

"Shit Christ,Tony! You almost dropped my laptop!" I yelled at my brother when my laptop slipped from his hands.

"It's fine. I caught it just in time!" I heard him behind me as we entered the elevator.

"Did we take everything from the car?" I asked him.

"I think so,yeah. I'll check later if you forgot something,alright?"

"Mkay" I shrugged.

The elevator door opened as soon as we reached the 3rd floor and we immediately got out while carrying all my stuff.

"So this is it,huh?" Tony spoke as we entered my new apartment. He looked around amazed.

"Mhm. Do you like it?"

"It's nice. But pretty big for just one person though."

"Oh shut up, you know damn well I need my space. Besides, I plan on living in Oulu for at least 5 years, I couldn't buy a small ass apartment!"

"I guess you're right. Gosh I can't believe my little sister finally got her own apartment!" Tony squeezed me tightly.

"We'll it was about time I finally moved away from home. It wasn't very pleasant living with a conservative mom while being an atheist you know."

"Remember when she dragged you all the way to church for an exorcism when she found out you didn't believe in god?"

"And you almost shat yourself from laughing?"

"What was I supposed to do? The priest almost stabbed you with the crucifix. He wanted to cast the evil out of you,right?" Tony started laughing.

"Wasn't fun. But making mom mad was fun. I enjoyed being the misfit"

"Misfit or not, you'll always be my baby sister!"

"I'm turning 25 in April"

"I swear you were 15 three days ago!"

"Tony! Make yourself useful for once and help me unpack or leave and check if I forgot anything"

"Oh can't help,sorry. I gotta go to the airport or I will miss my flight."

"Wait you're going back to Norway? I thought you were leaving tomorrow!"

"I changed my plans last minute for Anne. You know how she can get."

"Oh come on now!" I hugged my brother tightly while standing on my tippy toes.

"Sorry,sis. But I promise I'll FaceTime you as soon as I can,ok?"

"Alright then. Don't forget to bag it before you shag it though-

"Lucia Astrid Kristiansen!"

"What? I don't want a mini you or a mini Anne running around and bugging me!"

"You're the one who's bugging me!"

"Oh shut it, you're the one who's been bugging me since the day I was born! Now get yo ass outta here before I get mad!"

"I think you're already mad" He snickered.

"Go!" I grab a random vase I found in front of me.

Tony shut the door behind him and I started unpacking my things. I was so excited! Finally I wouldn't have mom disowning me!

And finally I can freely do what I want in here! Woohoo! And the best part...no more annoying people!

Damn Lucy,you are one lucky bitch to find yourself an apartment like that!