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red.
made her just want to curl up in a hole and die. fucking red. its so bright and in your face and just bloody annoying to look at. yeah, sure it was her choice to put herself in this situation but she was fucking bored so its valid.
the fucking gryffindor common room was almost worse than the hufflepuff common room. it's only slightly better because it's a lot darker and it's kinda cozy with the fire and the super cool windows in the tower.
anyway, she's walking up the stupid moving staircases to the Gryffindor common room at the moment. she gets to the painting of the fat lady and she just looks at max. just looks at her.
"you need a password to get in" the fat lady smirks at max.
"oh shit, you're right," the fat lady smirks at max and opens her mouth to speak before she's cut off by max. "wattlebird." max sends the fat lady an innocent smile as she rolls her eyes and opens the portrait.
immediately max's ears hear voices, about six voices to be exact. she could point out all of them, sirius, james, and marlene the loudest of the group arguing about who the better kisser out of the three of them were.
occasional comments from peter or remus accompanied by their laughs, and shouts of disapproval from lily evans at certain words or statements.
"im only saying who here has kissed the most people, me! that's who! now, there has to be a reason for that hasn't there?" sirius gestured to himself trying to prove a point to his friends.
"yeah, you know pads there is right! its cause he makes everyone he kisses has to drink a love potion first," remus laughed at the blonde boy almost spitting out the water he had in his mouth. more laughter from james, marlene, and soon peter laughing at his own joke, filled the room.
"well why don't you lot just have someone test it out for you," all heads turned towards the portrait entrance where max was leaning against the wall by a bookcase. "I mean obviously you'd need someone whos not biased, so it cant be one of your fangirls black. then again you cant have one of your friends kiss you because they would probably also be biased, come to think of it."
with all six sets of eyes still trained on max, not one word was spoken, everything was practically silent. apart from the fire crackling and the voices of not so quiet first years who were still awake, playing in their dorms.
with max still just standing there, nonchalant as ever, the silence went on.. until of course, it was too much for lilith evans.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN?! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THE PASSWORD?! HOW-"
"christ evans, your going to wake the children," max said in fake seriousness. "calm down will you, to answer your questions... i got in through the hole in the wall 'guarded' by a singing fat lady painting," she there air quotes with her hands while standing up straight and started walking towards the group of gryffindors. "as to how i got the password, i kissed some first year on the cheek and he gave it to me." she rolled her eyes and hovered behind the larger sofa, facing evans.
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music man [marauders era x OC]
Randomin which a song plays every day in the great hall by an anonymous student. or in which max abbot lives her fucking life. or tries to... {lowercase intentional} (when there is lowercase) [songs probably not all in the right time period and shit ]