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A week passes by, and I found out that I have PE with Jade, and I never laughed so hard

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A week passes by, and I found out that I have PE with Jade, and I never laughed so hard. She has humor like nobody else haves. Thea, on the other hand, seems to have locked herself up in that little closet of hers.

Apart from maths, I also share biology with Thea. We work together on projects, and we can ask each other for help in class, but she's not very.. open.

It's been a month now, and I've been hanging out a lot with Jade and Thea. They told me about their lives, and I told them about mine. Most of it. The details are not relevant. But let's say the details were relevant...

My dad used to be apart of the Italian mafia. Like the boss. He quit, because he didn't want to get my mother in any trouble. I'm sure you've read some cheesy ass mafia books where the lover of the mafia boss gets kidnapped by their biggest enemy to get revenge, mafia boss only has a soft spot for her and his mother because his dad was a total dick who would abuse him all the time. That sums up the live of my dad before he quit, after him and my mother found out they couldn't have children.

After my parents found out they couldn't have kids, they started adopting children. Anyway, they adopted my olders brothers, and when I tell you that they are the most annoying twin brothers in existence, I mean it.

What's the point of taking the pill or using a condom when you can't have kids? There is no point. She got pregnant. With me. Surprise? Don't know if I like that but they very much did so I'll go with the flow.

So, I was born, everybody in love and shit, and the docters ruined the fun. That I was born shouldn't be possible at all. Sooo.... My parents started adopting kids again. It's just as addicting as sex, but then different. Moving on.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you; my family, from oldest to youngest. Dad, Mom, the oldest brothers Jake and Dylan, Me, my little sister Blake, my younger brother Steven, and my youngest sister and sibling, Jasmine.

The oldest brothers. Hazel and Luca. 26 years old. They take home girls every night. Are currently leading the Italian mafia. Sombody had to take over, and they decided they would do it, so there they are, The hot motherfuckers every girl drools over.

The rebelious Blake. 17 years old. Bisexual. Always does things she's not allowed to do. Like bring home a girl AND a boy home in the middle of the night. I've never laughed so har- much.

 I've never laughed so har- much

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'Look at me I'm cool' Steven. Just turned 12 and thinks he's 18. He's the boy you looked at in sixth grade. He's a bit weird. And annoying. But we don't care, kinda.

Everybody loves Jasmine. She's 7. When she grows up, she'll be the one you take home to meet your parents, and they will love her immediatly. The perfect little sweetie pie.

Did i forget someone? Oh yea right, me. I'm 20 years old, and a whore for Scarlett Johansson. ANYWAY- I'm a lesbian, and since my brothers are never home, I'm the oldest sibling. What means i get to say what shit my siblings are allowed to do and what definitely not. Not to be a bitch, but I attract straight woman, gay woman and straight men. Oh and i have a gay best friend, and he currently lives in fucking France. I'm in Miami.

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I walk down the school stairs and try not to trip over my scarf, I really need to buy a shorther one. ''AYO BITCH DON'T LEAVE US IN THIS HELLHOLE" I hear someone shout, I turn around on my heels and see Jade and Thea running towards me. A teacher looks at Jade with a blaming look and she gives her the middle finger, causing me and Thea to cuckle. ''What? It's springbreak and i don't know the bitch so it shouldn't be a problem.''

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''I want to have a sleepover with the two of you, so when and where?'' Jade says with her mounth full. ''My house is not an option, Thea's house neither so your house this Saturday?'' Shit. I'm fine with having them over but my brothers are home for the weekend and they can be kind of intimidating.

And Jade her bisexual ass is probably going to freak out.

Would it annoy Hazel and Luca. Yes. Do I care? Absolutely not. ''Yes of course! When do you want me to come and let some people pick you two up? What do you think about 1300 Theadora?'' Thea quickly looks up from her tea. ''Oh uh yes that's fine with me, If you give me your adre-'' She says while looking at Jade to see if she's good with the time too, and she gets a nod.
I break off her last sentence. ''Oh love, you're not coming to my house, I'll get someone to pick you two up, don't try to argue.'' I quickly add when I see that Thea wants to go against what I just said.

''Okay, then that's the deal people, this Saturday, 1pm at Layla's, and apparently we are getting picked up..?'' Jade says with a question in her voice. "Yes, so be sure you have all your things ready when there is someone to pick you up.'' Thea looks and me and smiles unsure. ''I'm sure we can trust you, but how do we know we are not getting kidnapped or something?''

''YES. Theadora Flynn Alcott, you're a genius. I honestly didn't think about that. I would have stepped into that car happely when it arrived at my door. I don't think I would mind getting kidnapped by some hot mafia guy though.'' Jade blurts out with a dreamy look in her eyes. "Oh My God, Jade, you need a therapist.'' Thea says with her head in her hands, cleary done with Jade's bullshit.

''If it's a hot one, you know, some tattoos, muscles, I wouldn't mind-''

''JADE.''

''Alright I'll stop. for now.''





A/N;

Hi loves,

I'm not dead lol. So I had a huge writers block, and family problems, So the last month has been pretty shitty.

And there is only a collage of picture at Blake, because I had an very clear image of how I wanted her to be. The rest is all up to you!

I'll try to update this book more often, I will write everytime I get an idea!

I really want to thank everybody who commented and voted on my book, that really gave me motivation to write again. So please remember to do that again!

Jade <3

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