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Poetry

Roses are red
Violets are red
The grass is red
I set your house on fire
>:)
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If roses are red,
And violets are blue,
Then by the commutative property,
Violet is actually blue
Making Red and Blue make Blue
But what makes red?
The past tense of read.
And the word that you read the most in this?
Blue.
You red blue.
Meaning not did I only just blow your mind,
I just.....
BLUE your mind.................................................... .. ..... ..............Potatoes