Girls vs Boys

CHAPTER 1: 17 years ago

I hopped out of my moms car and went into my kindergarten. Eww Ben and Jake were sitting on the steps at the front of the school. I couldn't touch those steps any more because....well...they had boy cooties! I seriously do not want to die! So I simply went all the way around the school and got in the back way. I spotted my best friend (in the whole wide world) and ran towards her. "Valerie! The boys almost killed me!" I exclaimed at my best friend Valerie, "Sam! Omg! I don't know what I would do with out you if you died. Oh snap there they are." replied Valerie.

I heard screaming(girl screaming) and turned around. Ugh, it was Ben and his posse. Man I just don't want to run today, "Hello little babies!" said Jake and all the boys laughed, "We're not babies! We are awesome peoples and you a nasty lolipop!" said Valerie matter-of-factly. "Well at least we're not poopy heads!" said Ben, "Yes your not poopy heads your big poopy heads!" I said and Valerie high-fived me.

"Nuh uh!"

"Ya huh!"

"Nuh uh!"

"You know what? Girls are smarter than boys just admit it fat head." I stated, "No boys are smarter than girls!" replied Ben. "Is that a challenge?" asked Valerie, "Yeah..it actually is! If you girlies can prank us bad enough that we can't prank anymore, then you win. Same goes for us." said Ben. Aw I don't want to prank, "Loser has to dye their hair permanatley white." said Valerie, "Whoa wait a minute! I can't dye my hair." I said looking worried, "Then that's your problem stupido! We accept the challenge. And this can go on until we die." said Jake after he talked to the boys silently. I fidgeted with my black long hair for a while. "Shake on it." said Ben to...me?! Ew I'm not touching his cooties and never will! "Well? Unless your too scared."

Scared? I, Samantha Jane Brown, have never been afraid of anything. Seriously not even those dumb ghost stories and im in kindergarten! But cooties are nasty.... I don't want to die. Ok fine! I'm only afraid of dying. So yeah..."Earth to Samantha." said Ben interrupting my thoughts. "Uh...." Valerie shook her head 'yes' and I shook Ben's icky hand! And thats how it all started......

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HEY PEOPLE'S! ITS THE AUTHOR HERE:) ok I seriously do not think this Is good but I was bored and might write more...anyways does anyone know how to upload pics of the main characters so you can see what they look like? If so please comment below:) biiiiiiii

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CHAPTER 2: Meeting!

I quickly ran around the corner with out Ben noticing me. He opened his locker and....BAM! A bunch of stuffed clown heads fell out on him. "Ah!!! Get it off! Get it off!" screamed Ben. I always knew he was afraid of clowns...geez why didn't I think of this like years ago. Valerie(who was behind me) and I high-fived each other as Ben and he's group try to get the clown heads off of him. Pathetic. I couldn't help but laugh my donkey off! I laughed so hard that I blew our cover! "Sam!!!" Yelled Ben with he's face beet red, "Cheese balls." was all I said and sprinted off with Valerie to our homeroom.

When we came into class(late)Mr.Olsen (our home room) teacher was in the middle of talking, "Miss Brown! Miss Hart! This has been going on from the beginning of school! Please be on time tomorrow. This is my last time telling you." said Mr.Olsen as we took our seats. He was a British fat bald man that always gets mad. I'm scared he might pop a blood vessel. Anyways I sat down in my seat and Valerie sat behind me. "Ok class. Today we will be learning about adjetives!" exclaimed Mr.Olsen. Wtf?! Dude we learned that in like 1st grade. This guy is retarded.

When class was over Val and I walked to our lockers. "Hey I just got a text from Olivia. She said we are having a girls meeting in the gym after school." said Valerie as she texted on her phone while getting her books. Suddenly a bucket of frogs fell on me as I opened my locker. GROSS! "Ha! In your face Brownie! I told you I'd get you back!" laughed Ben. Shoot. Ben has been calling me brownie for a loooong time. I mean I'm not even brown it's just my last name. But for a payback I call him oak tree. Because Oken and 'OAK' goes with his name. I dunno but it pisses him off so its good. I furociosly shook the frogs off of me while Valerie screamed and some other girls that past by too. "Your asking for it oak tree!" I said and walked away with my head held high. Frogs were clever! But I'm not afraid of them! Ha! He can't scare me! Welp I guess I should go to math class.

After school I went with Valerie to them gym where 13 girls were chatting it up and putting on make up. In the front of the bleachers stood a podium and the leader Olivia. She was brushing her hair until she saw Valerie and I and clapped her hands. Immediately the whole gym went silent. "Alrighty girls your all wondering why I have called a meeting!" said Olivia. Duh! Sometime she can be do stupid. I say down next to a red head named Sophia and listened, "Well girl we are all losing the bet. Ben and his stupid boyfriends have been one point ahead of us since kindergarten." said Olivia. Haha.......boyfriends. Sophia raised her hand, "Yes Sophia?" asked Olivia, "Ben made a love note to me and then told me to go to the library and no one showed up. Then he said it was him who wrote it and laughed with his buddies." explained Sophia in the sweetest voice ever heard in the history of the world! "Dang it! Girls we need more pranks! We have 101 and they have 102! If we give up we all have to dye our head white! Why did you say that Valerie?!" said Olivia sounding irritated, "I'm sorry I panicked!" exclaimed Valerie, "You guys do remember that if either of us. Even just one of us gives up this bet. We all dye our hair permanatley white." Sophia raised her hand again, "Yes Sophia?" asked Olivia sound very annoyed, "Why is the sky blue in the day and black at night?" asked Sophia. Everyone face palmed. Including me.