Whatever random shit I think of

I went to the fucking ER!

so lemme rewind,

I was making lunch for myself and the day earlier my mom had said "you need to stop having to use a giant knife and cutting board when cutting an apple" so stupid me went ok and then attempted to do the handheld cutting an apple technique.

I placed a bit more pressure on the knife to get through the middle and cut atleast a centimetre deep into my left palm.

I then quickly grabbed my hand placing pressure on it to stop any bleeding, called out for my mom and she came in, rinsed it and decided that i would need stiches. fun.

so we wrapped up my mistake, and drove to the hospital.

I was still in pjs.

so fast forward like 45 minutes and im laying in the hospital, I can't feel my hand and i've got five stitches in it.

Now, when i say can't feel my hand i mean i could stick it in boiling water and not feel a thing.

Nurse comes in, wraps it up with a very excessive amount of wrap and gives me a fucking sling.

this was a centimeter deep cut with five stiches. I DIDNT NEED A GODFORSAKEN SLING.

so we went home, and i had my lunch.

so anyways-