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Filler 1

Includes some crack and random drabbles because I ran outta time </3

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how everyone got their jobs:

kate: "so did i get the job?"

william: "where did you wanna work again?"

kate: "uhm, the arcade or the daycare i guess?"

william: "it says on your résumé that you're mexican?"

kate: "yeah?"

william: "would you look at that, we have an opening at el chips"

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vesper: "so i was thinking-"

william: "we don't think here. based on your previous work experience, it's bonnie bowl or bust"

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william: "it says here you have experience with kids. and you know how to swim?"

tess: "uh yeah"

william: "we could do with an actual lifeguard for once i guess"

tess: "i- what?!"

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william: "y'know most applicants don't actually complete this entire form. did- did you staple an extra piece of paper to this??"

boots: "i couldn't fit everything on the page..."

william: "just... fuck it, i gave your friends the job so just... just- you're hired, whatever-"

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boots: "if you could say one thing to william afton right now, what would it be?"

vesper: "fuck you"

tess: "die"

kate: "wassup baby, take me out to dinner"

boots: "interesting reaction-"

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monty: "vesper"

monty: "psst vesper-"

monty: "vesper"

vesper: "what?"

monty: "you wanna blow something up in william's microwave?"

vesper: "OH HELL YES-"

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chica: "why isn't tess allowed to see us?"

kate: "they need to apologize for telling freddy that they hate children and homosexuals"

monty: "doesn't everybody hate children and homosexuals?"

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bonnie: "but he's not a spider"

boots: "so? he looks like one!"

vesper: "spiders have eight legs, music man has six"

boots: "HE'S STILL FUCKING TERRIFYING"

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tess: "hey freddy, you're not allowed to see boots anymore"

freddy: "what? why not?"

tess: "i told them you were like my dad and he called you something he shouldn't have"

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