Laff: *gently taps table*
Socks: *taps back*
Blaza: what are they doing?
Joocie: Morse code
Laff: *aggressively taps table*
Socks: *slams fist down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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Joocie(who is done with everyone's crap) to the others during a game of among us: “Alright, listen up, you little shits!”
Joocie: “Not you, laff. You’re an angel and we’re glad to have you here.”
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Tbh: Rules were made to be broken
Dino: Nothings made to broken, tbh
Socks: Glowsticks
Blaza: Piñata
Meme: Karate boards
Oof: Spaghetti when you have a small pot
Laff: Bones
Nadwe: he has a point
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[at the police station]
Laff(a/n: bc I love mom friend laff): I'm here for my children
Desk sergeant: Who are your children?
Laff: You must be new here.
Nadwe: MAMA LAFF
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Therapist: On a scale from 1-10, rate your pain.
Laff: pi, a minimal but a never ending number.
Therapist: What the actual f*ck.
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Laff: Okay, truth or dare?
Socks: truth
Laff: How many hours have you slept this week?
Socks: ...Dare
Laff: Go to bed
Socks: I’ve decided that I don’t like this game
Nadwe: like you can talk, laff.
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Woolf: I accidentally put Red Bull instead of water into my coffee this morning... I can hear colors now.
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Muffin: *hits laff in the head with a ball*
Nadwe three hours later, trying to coax him down from the tree: It’s okay he’s gone you can come down now-
Muffin, still shaking: He’s not gone, he’s waiting.
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Laff: Bus drivers who re-open their doors when they see someone running toward the stop are neutral good. Any other kind of bus driver is automatically lawful evil.
Nadwe: Chaotic evil: the bus driver who saw me running to the stop and waited until I was at the door to close it and drive away.
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A/n: so the reason this is laff centric is bc when I see incorrect quotes in other oneshot books, they only include laff once or twice. He is also my favorite so-
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Sock Crew oneshots
FanfictionSo imma do some oneshots, it probably be mostly about laff(when not requested, bc laff is my favorite). I will do requests tho. there will also be ships
