·⋮∶𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥∶⋮· ↦ 𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 𝖘. 𝖋𝖋

『零.⁰』

❝ᴘʀᴏʟᴏɢᴜᴇ❞

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𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚛, 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 ❝𝙺𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚜𝚞 𝚗𝚘 𝚈𝚊𝚒𝚋𝚊❞

𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗,

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❆ ᵛⁱᵒˡᵉⁿᶜᵉ

❆ ᶜᵘʳˢⁱⁿᵍ

❆ ˢᵖᵒⁱˡᵉʳˢ

❆ ˢᵘᵍᵍᵉˢᵗⁱᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉᵐᵉˢ

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"Yo, Alex wanna go to that new museum close by? Heard it has a lot of ancient shit from the Taishō era! Maybe we can find Zenitsu's journal bruh-" Xiao jokingly said as they walked down the street, "yeahhh man let's gooo!" "let's gooo"

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So now the two of you kinda just stood there. By the doors of the museum. Awkwardly. "so let's head in?" Xiao interrupted the pregnant silence, "Huh? oh yeah- let's go! Into the unknown!- Or well, into the known cuz we're crazy history fans-" "Hell yeah! Let's goooo!!"

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Casually looking around- or more like staring, you walked down the endless halls of items, eagerly pointing at anything you knew about. Until you got to the Taishō period hall. You faced each other, grinning as you speed-walked into the hall immediately amazed by the various amount of items from samurais' 'Yoroi Armour (大鎧)' to oirans' 'Kanzashi (簪)'. "Sheesh bruh," Xiao said munching on that bREaD while Alex was kinda just out there spitting facts about all them items. Slay king!

"Yo, what's tha- bruh. is that? IS THAT ZENITSU'S FUCKING JOURNAL!!?!?? WHAT??" Xiao screeched like a dying hyena on various drugs "Chill man," Alex deadpanned. "BUT WHY THE FUCK IS A FICTIONAL MANSESESES JOURNAL HERE??? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??", "Bruh! ShUT uP-" Alex shoved some of that scrumptious bREaD into Xiao's mouth. Everyone looked at the pair awkwardly, some just straight out took their child away saying that they were bad influences and telling them to ignore us. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED EDUCATION MAN, THESE HOES DROPPED OUT- what?

"So- should we like, idk- should we steal it?" The Chinese hyena suggested, "Bruh I- maybe?" Alex the emo™ responded. In the end. They didn't because people heard and got the security to stalk us like the creeps they are.

Bet they have some real pent-up sexual desires with the look in their eyes. *barfs* diSgUStAnG!

ANYWHO- the two college dropouts kinda just stood there, real close (𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐤 𝟐 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦- 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒??), discussing what they should do with their newfound stalkers- I mean security guards. It was silent "I say we screw it, take the book and make a run for it. Best-case scenario, we get isekai'd. Worst case scenario, we just die trying to get the journal." "I- nO we are nOT doing that." Alex whisper-yelled to the supposed crazy man called Xiao Chuang. "I- okay chill Jamal, dont pull out the 9"