DISCONTINUED! Run For Me. [ERERI]

cAN U FEEEL THE LOVEEEE

I laid in my bed.

Reading a book, 50 Shades Of Grey.

I was getting to the good part, where Ana bites Grey's dick off. Wait, wait nope, nope, wrong book.

No, I was getting to where Ana accidentally chokes on the ropes and die. Ah, nope, wrong book again.

I was getting to where-- what the fucking fuck is that noise?

I heard loud... Foot stomps? No, that may be my cousin and sister fucking again. I'll ignore it like I always do.

I flipped the page, pressing my nose far into the book, getting way too far into this... Fabulous book.

Just when I went to lick the page, I heard the loud noise again. But it was even closer. Either something was walking in my direction, or my cousin and sister were fucking right up again my damn wall now.

Disgusting.

Sighing, when the noises didn't stop, I went to get off my bed, walking towards the door. Sure enough, I saw my cousin and sister up again my wall, fucking like rabid rabbits.

"Can you just like...." I took a deep, deep breath, "not?"

They both stopped, and looked towards me, and they both had bright green eyes.

"EW, hashtag lame-o." I snapped flipping my wrist, and went to close the door, but something stopped me from it.

A big green dik.

"What even is that?" I hissed, moving my face towards it. "Clean dat shit up, yo. Gonna get all the maggots crawlin' at it."

I heard a low whimper, I looked up and saw him.

It was gawd damn Shrek.

"Oh mah gawd." I said, shocked. "YOU IS SHREK."

"I IS SHREK."

"YOU IS SHREK."

"I IS SHREK."

This went on about 10 minutes, before he grabbed my wrist and threw me on the bed. I felt like I was flying, almost like a goose, until I hit the wall of course.

"Take this." Shrek said, handing over a blunt to me. "420 blaze it, yo."

I grabbed the blunt and ate it. "Tasty." I said, happily.

"Nice, brother." He whispered. "I already shrekturbated myself for you. All you gotta do is look like a dog, and then... BAM YOU GET GREEN STUFF."

"Sounds like a plan." I replied, getting into a dog style. "I am ready now, little green man."

"Good job my child."

I then felt a pain in my ass, as I felt his green dik enter me.

"That feels like I just ate a wonderful piece of bread, it's so amazing." I moaned.

"I am gonna come now ok."

"ok."

I then felt goo explode on me, and I swear I felt fire. When I say explode, I'm not kidding you.

"Aw man. Good come you got there." I complimented him.

"Thank you, I made it myself." He replied, giving me a nice green smile.

I smiled back, widely and showing my teeth and gums.

We sat there, smiling at each other for 20 straight minutes, not looking away.

"Damn, you kinda ugly when I look at you longer." He said, poking me with his green sausage finger.

"I know, okay. I am ugly like your damn turds."

"Aw man, you got me. Ouch that hurt." He whimpered.

"Aw crap, I'm kinda sorry." I apologized very sincerely.

"I have a secret." He mumbled.

"I'm gonna die, aren't I?" I asked, gasping loudly.

"Maybe a lil bit..." He trailed off. "Lemme show you." He reached for his face and then pulled off his skin. I then could see pale skin, the color of come.

"Oh mah gawd." I gasped again. "You're levi."

"Yes, that's me, Eren. And I love you."

"God, don't make it gay, Levi."

Levi gasped, patting his heart inside of his skin. "My heart hurts because you said that. I have something to say to you now."

"Uh oh, what is it?"

He leaned down to my ear, "Get outta mah swamp. Also, get outta mah maid dress."

My mouth opened very wide, looking down at my attire. I was, in fact, wearing his maid dress.

"Shit man I'm kinda sorry."

"Too fawkin' late." He ripped the dress off of me and kicked me out of the window.

I laid on the concrete, my head busted and blood flooding the ground.

"Dang nabbit."

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Well.
That happened.
I HAD TO WRITE SOMETHING BECAUSE IM REALLY LATE ON THE NEWEST CHAPTER FOR THIS STORY, (no not the shrek story omg). I HAVE A LITTLE OVER HALF OF THE CHAPTER WRITTEN BUT IM STILL WORKING ON THE FAN FIC TRAILER, SINCE I PROMISED YOU ALL I WOULD HAVE IT FINISHED.

THIS FUCKING,,,, THING HAD 717 WORDS. WHY DID I EVEN DO THIS.

aLSO SHOUTOUT TO @LeviAckerBooty (it's not letting me tag you, so idk) FOR GIVING ME THIS IDEA HAHAH. GO CHECK OUT HER SHREK STORY TOO. WONT TAKE BUT A SEX, I mean sec, AND IT WILL CHANGD YOU LIFE.

ty for reading. ilu all.

~Heichou_Anna