Sel x reader

Siblings.

you and selever were chatting on the couch when suddenly you got a call on ur phone..

Y/N: Hello-?

???:HEY BIG SIS WHATS UP?

Y/N: OH SHIT WHATS UP VON?

???:Can u come help around with the house? "malaxton and mikan" are going crazy- PUT DOWN THE KNIFE MIKAN-

Y/N: the fuck- oh yea ill come over in about an hour, aight?

???: kk bye- MALAXTON NO-

*hangs up*

Sel: who was that. 

he looked a bit pissed off because u were chatting with another boy on the phone.

Y/N: how about u come over and youll find out?

Sel: mkkkkkk-

after you alll got ready you wanted to suprise them with ur siblings.

you all flew to their house, it took a while tho..you all landed and stood in front of a huge house with black marble walls and lots of windows.

Sel:Ooo, fancy fancy ass house.

Y/N: Lol-

you pressed the voice innercom on the door.

???:passowrd?

Y/N:Big booty bitches.

Sel bursed out laughing and wheezing. then the door suddenly opened.

you were all hit woth a blast of arguing and yelling.

then they looked at you and instantly stood up straight foward after seeing ur eyes.

you gave them all a neon death stare while smiling.

Y/N: what r u waiting for? come give me a hug dumbasses!

they all ran to you and tackled you down in a hug.

Sarv: who are these nice children and why do they look so much like you Y/N?

Y/N: well theyre all my siblings!

u said while getting up and dusting off ur clothes.

you then stared around the house

Y/N: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE-

Von: well uh- malaxton and mikan were fighti-

Rasazy: WHO?

You nodded ur hesd at rasazy and she squeeled

Rasazy: MALAXTON AND MIKAN? LIKE- IN THE BOOK?

Malaxton and mikan: yep thats us-

Y/N: when i need both of them i call them M&M.

Sel: *wheeze*

Y/N: wanna see a magic trick?

All of them except ur siblings: sure?

the lights went out but everyone was still visible. ur siblings went all black as the backround went blue.

you drew "Siblings" in front of them with a neon highlight.

and they smiled in neon.

Rasazy: WOOOOOAH-

Sel: HOLY SHIT-

Sarv: Wooow!

Ruv:Cool.

Y/N: stop being so bland you russian vodka bottle.

Ruv inhales intensley 

Y/N: SHIT SOMEONE COVER HIS MOUTH-

Sarv kissed him before he could start yelling.

Y/N: Thank u sarv-

Sarv: No problem-

Von: can u help with this mess please sis?

Y/N: yea sure, lets go.

Von: thank youuu-

while cleaning up you were telling them about ur family in law and ur boyfriend selever.

Von: yknow i cant tell you how many times selever looked at ur ass  and tits while we were cleaning.

Sel from a distance: FUCKING SNITCH-

Y/N:He what-

Von whispered in ur ear

Von:i think rasazy and malax have sum for each other~

Sel: w h a t.

Y/N: HOLY SHIT-

you fell backwards because sel just appeared out of nowhere but mikan caught you.

Y/N: thanks sis- 

you said while getting up.

Mikan: no problem sis!

Sel slipped his hands around ur waist and reasted his chin on ur head.

Von: are yall gonna fuck now??

Sel:maybe~

You elbowed him in his dick.

Sel:FUCK-

he fell to the ground crying and you stood there laughing

Sel:NO FAIR U MADE MY DICK SOFT-

you and von started wheezing and you fell on the floor literally dying

Y/N: HHHH- YOU- YOU - I- IHHHHHHHHH- IM SORYYy- BAHAHAHAHHAH-

Sel: IM GOING ROUGH ON U TONIGHT FOR REVENGE-

Y/N: OH SHIT WAIT NO IM SORRY-

Sel: NAH KEEP THAT ENERGY.

Y/N: NOOOOOO-