*Jeff's POV*
" I here thee present me self as Captain Katherine Sparrow, one of the Nine Pirate Lords!! Wahahaha!! Now, brush that poop deck till it's shiny as the 881 pieces of the Aztec Gold!"
"Kathie! Shut the hell up! We're trying to get some peace and quiet snack session!" I shouted at the Eye patched girl standing at the bench with one foot and the other at the table like she was in a heroic scene or some shit.
"Nay! You dare speak to Captain Sparrow like that! Go scrub Talkie's cage, retard!" She screamed right into my face. What the Fuck is going on with her?! Argh.. Curse you Slendy for putting this lunatic chic in charge of me..
*FLASHBAAAAACK*
"You're going to study in that school whether you like it or not, child." Slendy said after he called me in the middle of my killing session.
"What the Fuck? Why only me?! Why won't the other stupid retards go with me?!? You're so unfaiiir and catch me if you CAAAN MUTHA FUCKAAAAAA!" I ran upstairs but Slendy caught me with his tentacle while his sitting there relaxed and cross-legged. He stripped me and put me in my uniform.. Say:STRIPPED BY AN OCTOPUS! ;-;
"Because Ben and the others are going to pay for what they did to Sally and Smile, they shall study in my school!" He wore a sinister grin on his face, well, maybe Katherine's school won't be so bad...
"Off you gooo... And get your bag.. I'm planning to kidnap here in her school and we and the others are going to suprise her" He walked to the living room with me in tow.
"Wait, who's the others?!" He gestured to a living room filled with retards doing random stuff. Oh, THOSE others...
*le Flashbaaaaack over*
"Hey, mate. Earth To Dave" Kathie waved her hands on my face while copying Gru from Despicable Me 2. I pushed her hands away and took a bite on the cheescake she had.
"Don't worry.. She just watched Pirates of The Carribean and has been addicted to Jack Sparrow
lately" One of Kathie's friends said, which is.. That talented chic, what's her name? Oh yeah, Courtney..
"You should all know that—" Kathie's sentence got cut because her stomach grumbled.
"Im your marshterr! Now, FEED ME!" Kathie said while holding to her tummy and talking like Cookie Monster. Heck! Why did I even know that freaking show?! One word: Sally.
"Now shut up and eat your cheesecake! Your marshteris hungry" That boyish looking one named Ravie teased her.
*le Katherine'sPOV*
Now the tease fest is on ;-; Slendy help mehh.. I just took a slice of cheescake and stuffed it on my mouth.
"AKSBDJABJSNGLAHGHHGHGNSN" I tried to swallow it and I succeeded. That's when felt a pinch on my chest, I reached for my Coke in bottle and BOTTOMS UP!
I'm constantly here hanging with my barkada(including and Jeff in Recess Time. I got in my get up and cosplayed a pirate chic. I coppied Jack Sparrow's headress with the coin hanging from string or some shit like that. I wore a black and red pirate eye patch but I still wore my uniform cause the school banned to wear the uniform on school days or we'll be punished. THIS IS WHY I HATE SCHOOLS!
*le Bell Rings*
"What's the sub?" I asked them before standing up.
"History" They said in chorus. Argh.....
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Miss Paparazzi
RomanceDedications !! First I would like to thank my BARKADA *pops confetti* Especially to Rayne, Charizza, and Valorie , Cuz' they inspired me to do and work on this Story.. Then..Umm.. Sa lahat ng tao diyan na gusto ng kakaibang love story between a Papa...
