darren had a cigarette in his mouth while plowing into the chick he met at the bar, his head flew back smiling, closing his eyes trying to ignore how loud this blonde chick is.
she had just broken up with her boyfriend and hooked up with the first guy she saw in the bar, lucky he thought, it was darren.
god no wonder your boyfriend broke up with you barb
he thrusted faster to get this useless fuck over with, she cursed and said she's gonna cum and darren almost choked on his cigarette from wanting to laugh at how fake her sounds was
when she came loudly and high pitched
darren faked his orgasm and since he'll never take anything seriously he mimic her moan.
he quickly pulled out buttoning his jeans to hide that he's still hard
he laid down on his bed killing his cigarette watching miss bimbo collecting her stuff
she took one of his marlboro reds and lit it looking at him shirtless stretching
"you came right?" she said exhaling in his face
"....yes?"
"hmph, where's the comdom."
"on my prick "
darren walked her to the door, he can at least pretend he's not upset about his blue balls.
"bye bye debbie-"
"it's cassie."
"that's what i said, goodnight! "
darren pushed her out slamming the door walking to the kitchen
"ALYYYYYY" he needed emotional supportive mean friend.
"ALEXANDER COME TO THE KITCHEN "
darren stood in the kitchen waiting to hear the door open and see his bestie
"god i thought hearing you fuck some chick was bad but now you wanna scream like a fucking toddler now too."
alex walked into the kitchen looking like he never even seen the word sleep
"oh al, it was so horrible, "
"oh it sounded horrible, mo had to put headphones on."
darren grabbed two beer bottles from the fridge while nodding his head ignoring what alex was saying " so true king"
"dickhead."
darren dug in his pocket opening some foiled case that looked like gum ig
"darren i have never seen you chew gum,
did she stink worst then you?"
he looked blankly at alex blinking like a frog learning on the counter across from him "......oh! it's not gum it's viagra."
he chewed it again while alex looked at him in shock and disgust
"i like the way it makes me- WE SNORTED COKE 12 HOURS AGO ALY LET ME BE "
" YEAH I FUCKIN KNOW BUT WHY VIAGRA, WE. HAVE E. RIGHT
THERE. "
"STOP IT I'LL CRY"
"STOP YELLING ED AND MOMO ARE SLEEPING-"
darren covered his and alex's mouth scared of this short twink and tall russian man
"why are you guys yelling" eddie popped up behind alex making them both jump
".....GOD DAMMIT EDDIE" alex slapped eddie's head
eddie grabbed a beer as well sitting next to alex,
the boys played a drinking game
and made a toast to some video game character they thought was hot
and talked about how momo is scarier then alex, alex was offended but agreed
"it's 5 in the fucking morning can you guys at least pretend to be sleeping."
alex screamed
eddie spitted his drink all over darren laughing at alex
and darren was stuck like this face, :D
momo was wrapped in a blanket with tiny by his side with the pits of hell in his eyes, "hey boys."
he walked towards the boys sitting on alex's lap taking a sip out of his beer,
alex gave darren and eddie a smirk
"hey beautiful, how'd you sleep?" he kissed momo sleepy eyes while holding his waist so he don't fall off him
"i slept fine thank you." he smiled kissing alex, "now give me a cigarette."
"you know if i remembered my parents I'd say you guys kissing is like watching them."
"yeah! if my dad remembered me I'd say the same!"
they all talked till the sun was fully up
talking about video games, shows, music,
and porn.
alex would be knocked out by 2 pm while eddie and momo clean the mess they made from the parties they would have every night of just them four while listening to 80s music and darren would be in his room deciding if he should dye his hair back green for 2 hours.
...they would repeat this weekly.
the ennnnnd
