An Apocalypse With My Oc's (HIATUS)

just some memes

Rei (toh):oh no, we're stuck in this room

Azreal (TOH), swallowing the key: oh no how Unfortunate

*Azreal proceeds to get lectured by rei*

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Azreal (TOH): so are we going to do plan B?

Noelle (rwby): well technically it's plan D-

Rei (BAK): how many plans do we have?

Sam (RWBY): well we have plan Q buts that's when one of the azreals die

*Noelle looks at the other Noelles and nods*

Noelle (TOH): can we do plan Q?

*Rei proceeds to drag the noelles to a corner*

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Azreal (BAK): my girlfriend is to tall for me to kiss on the lips. What should I do?

Noelle (TOH): punch her in the stomach, then when she doubles over in pain, kiss her.

Azreal (TOH): tackle her.

Azreal (RWBY): dump her

Azreal (HRI): kick her in the shin

Rei (BAK): NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

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Rei (TOH): crushes are the worst

Azreal (TOH): Yeah, whenever I'm near mine I always start acting stupid

Rei (TOH): pfft you always act stupid

Azreal (TOH): yeah, don't think about it to much

Rei (TOH):

Stoopy: real smooth azzy

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Sam (HRI): why are people so obsessed with being top or bottom, I'd be glad just to have a bunk bed

Azreal (HRI):

Rei (HRI):

Noelle (HRI): I'm gonna tell him

Rei (HRI): don't you dare

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Azreal (TOH): Oh look, a mistletoe

Rei (TOH): *looks up* azreal, that's not a mistletoe

{Later that night}

Rei (TOH), waking up at 4 am:  oh my Titan! She was flirting with me!

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Azreal (HRI): Why would you give a knife to Noelle?!?!?

Sam (RWBY): she felt unsafe

Azreal (HRI): now I feel unsafe

Sam (RWBY): I'm sorry.... Would you like one too?

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Yang: Hey sam, are you free tomorrow like around 8?

Sam (rwby): yeah why-

Yang: are you free too kian

Kian (rwby): yes, but i-

Yang: great because I'm not. Enjoy your date

Sam (rwby): did she just-

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Noelle (rwby): listen I can explain

yang: your making 500,000 and your only gonna pay me 30,000

Rei (rwby): you're getting 30 grand I'm getting 1,000

azreal (RWBY) and ruby: you guys are getting paid

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Azreal (rwby),who was forced to do this: wake me up.....

azreal (HRI):before you go go

azreal (toh):when September ends

azreal (bak):WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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rei (bak) trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff: were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

roy: bold of you to assume i was born at all

garnet: i personally was created in a lab

stoopy: i just strait up spawned lol

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boscha: is stabbing someone immoral

azrael (TOH): not if they consent to it

amity and willow: depends on who your stabbing

rei (TOH), luz, and gus: YES!?!?

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noelle (HRI): *screams*

azreal (toh): * screams louder to establish dominance*

rei (BAK): should we stop them

sam (RWBY): No, i want to see who wins