[Rework] The Genius(Genshin Impact x Male reader)

Chapter 1: The start of an Ad-venture

A/N: I'm back on this story, and this time, more randomness, less grammar error, and more Y/N thing

Of course, because i'm not a bitch ass writer who follow the story like some mid author(Yes I am aiming at you, you various x reader author), I will only take some part of the story, and the rest WILL BE MY OWN 

I have nothing else to say, except that I am the best, and I love myself more than I loved myself before

Assisstant: And your truly is back! Hehehe!

OH NO NOT YOU

Assisstant: YES ME!

Narrator POV

???: Alright then, smartass, what's 6x3?

???2: I am not you, I know the answer

???: Paimon want to know then

???2: It's yes

Paimon: .......Paimon wonder why she stay with you, Y/N

Y/N: Because we're best friends

Y/N and Paimon, two person traveling around Teyvatt, and just survive in this bitch world where Primo gems cost too much

Y/N was a young man, between 18 and 24 years old, you can pick the one you want, he doesn't care

He was quite smart, and could make some weapons on his own, to protect himself

The problem was, he sucks when it comes to strengh, so he only do one thing, that is run away

Then comes Paimon, the gold Digger, Emergency food, annoying voice, but mostly Y/N's best friend

She was....... yeah, I'm not going into that, there is already enough weird content about her

Y/N: We are far from Mondstadt, but even more far from LIYUE!

Paimon: Why did you yell when I'm near you?!

Y/N: I don't know, why do you breath even though you will die soon?

Paimon: Edgy Y/N is back

Y/N: Go fuck yourself

Paimon: Why are we here again?

Y/N: Catch fish

Paimon: Ah yes, the famous Fish of Teyvatt, only one of a kind. WHAT KIND OF FISH?!

Y/N: Your mom, now let me do my thing

He took his fishing road, before using Paimon as the fishbait, as she stared at Y/N, with a dead look

Paimon: Paimon hate you from the bottom of her heart

Y/N: Then stay like that, more fish will try to eat you

He launched Paimon on the water, but, his fishing road broke

Y/N: Oh shit

Paimon: Y/N SAVE ME!

She was currently on the back of a fish, trying to not get eaten, as Y/N slowly smiled, as small laugh escaped his lips

Paimon: STOP LAUGHING YOU JERK!

Y/N: Alright alright, I'm comi-

He stopped in mid-sentence, as he saw Paimon being catched by another fishing road, as he didn't say anything