hi! these were pre-written. Exams are fucking horrible like what, who decided I needed to do this.
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Y/N: You know how you worry about me?
Oikawa: Yes?
Y/N: Well, you have reason to.
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During Practice
Kageyama: Does it worry you that you never sweat?
Y/N: No.
Kags: But what if one day all your sweat just builds up inside and you just explode?
Y/N:
Y/N, deadpanning: I would love that.
Suga from a distance: Y/N NO!
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Y/N: How stupid do you think I am?!
Tsukishima: You really want an honest answer to that?
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Y/N: If I was in a relationship, whenever I randomly woke up in the middle of the night, I'd gently wake my partner up with lil neck kisses and hickeys, make them play Animal Crossing with me for 4 hours, go back to sleep, and wake up like nothing happened.
Kenma: please marry me.
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Suga who's been ranting for an hour: in conclusion Noya, Tanaka, and Y/N cant be left unsupervised anymore, any questions?
NIshinoya: Yeah, we have a lot of questions.
Y/N: Number one. How dare you?
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Y/N: [points at Aone] A human turtleneck, [points at Tsukishima] a narcissistic monster, [points at Hinata] and literally the dumbest person I've ever met.
Hinata: And who am I? Describe me now.
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Matsukawa trying to scare the first years into listening: God nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight.
