papa smurf x ur mom

"it was peaceful..."

you were peacefully sleeping, but suddenly in the middle of the night, you heard loud noises coming from downstairs. 'huh..?' you got up out of your bed and made your way downstairs. "mom...?" she looked back at you "uhm- somewhere !! i'll be back tomorrow!"

she opened the door and left, leaving you to process what just happened. you shook your head and quickly ran to the door putting a jacket on and putting some shoes on. you were going to follow her. you are sick of her just leaving and not telling you anything! you immediately leave the house after grabbing your phone and keys, beginning to follow your mother.

~an hour of walking later~

you finally saw your mom start to slow down and you sigh in relief. you didn't know how much longer you would be able to walk for. your legs felt like they would cave in at any given moment.

you look up to see your mom crawling into a... log? you groaned and began to follow her again, also crawling through the log not too long after her.

you stand up and brush your clothes off, looking up into the distance. 'wait..- mushrooms?' you looked around and you just saw mushrooms scattered across the ground, they somewhat looked like houses?

you saw your mother in the distance as well talking to something, you wanted to see what but you weren't about to risk her finding out about you following her. you leaned against a wall and observed for a little bit, then things started to get weird..

she was taking her pants off?

what the hell is she doing?

you got a little closer and you could see this little blue creature, wearing red pants and a red hat, he kinda looked like a small blue santa claus. he had a long white beard just like him.

you look back at your mother and she was completely naked at this point, boy what a sight that was... 'oh my god-' yeah that wasn't very fun, still you got closer. you wanted to know what the hell was going on and now.

the little blue creature then began to take his clothes off, starting with the hat.

'what am i even doing here anymore, what the fuck is going on?'

you wanted to cry, your mom. the person you looked up to your entire life. was about to have sex with a smurf.

the tiny blue smurf pulled down his pants not long after he took off his hat. 'oh.. my.... god.' his dick was massive. and i'm not saying that in like oMg yOuR dIcK iS sO biG dAdDY kinda way- that dick is probably bigger then your fucking house. you heard your mom gasp and moan.

'what the fuck-'

she spread open her legs showing she was ready to take his dick. he nodded and began to push it in slowly.

you started crying. your mom was about to get split into two by a huge ass cock that isn't even your father's. you were in pain watching this go down, you wanted to leave but you were too stunned to move.

you heard your mom scream at how bad it hurt. you felt the stretch and you knew it hurt. what the hell was she even thinking doing this? you closed your eyes not wanting to watch anymore. but that couldn't block out the sound...

you heard skin slapping, and really loud moaning, screaming, and worse. it wouldn't stop. you were crying more than you thought, tears staining your face. how could your mother betray your father like that? and why did you have to witness it? you knew you should've stayed at home why didn't you?

you could hear the skin slapping start to fade. were they done? no. you heard your mom moan louder than she had anytime before that. she cummed. onto another dick. that wasn't your fathers. you choked on your own tears.

you couldn't handle that fact. you suddenly were able to get your legs to move again so you ran. you ran far away, you crawled back through that log and started running as fast as those little legs could carry you. how could you mother do this? you needed to find your father as soon as possible. you needed to tell him about this.

you were so deep in thought you didn't even realise where you were going, and then you bumped into someone, you gasped and fell backwards. but the mysterious person you bumped into had caught you before you fell.

you slowly looked up at the person holding onto you. ....... ED SHEERAN??? you gasped and looked him deep in the eyes. why was he here? he smiled at you "what's the rush sweetheart?" you almost passed away at him calling you sweetheart. you managed to get out of his grip.

"sorry sir, i'm in a rush" he looked quite concerned- he lifted his hand up and felt your cheek. "were you crying?" ... damn. you laughed slightly "i have to go-" you shoved his hand away and ran around him, continuing to search for your father.

"HEY BITCH YOU DIDNT ANSWER MY QUESTION" you heard him yell from behind you. your eyes widened.. did he just call you a bitch? you turned around and looked at him.

"YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A BIT-"

you felt a ringing in your ears

and your vision went white for a moment.

what happened?

why is everything dark?

you opened your eyes.

you were laying on the ground, and everything was dark out. you tried to sit up but you felt a sharp pain through your body. you looked down and you were bleeding.

did he shoot you?

you put you hand over your stomach where the bullet wound was. you were loosing too much blood. were you gonna die?

your head started spinning and your vision went blurry.

you felt warm, it felt like you were laying in a warm bath.

but then you suddenly felt cold. and your hearing faded away, you could hear some faint yelling and some crying coming from behind you. but it didn't matter. it didn't hurt anymore. you closed your eyes and stopped struggling.

the pain was no longer there. you couldn't feel anything. not the wound, not the headache, the ringing in your ears.

nothing.

it was peaceful...

you didn't have to feel pain about your mother anymore you could be free...

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THE END YAYYYY !!

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hope y'all enjoyed that lmao i'm not sorry about it