Nancy and Frances Roast each other for like , 10 minutes

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Warning : Swear words(censored) , mentions of abuse , sharp objects

"HE HAS A WIFE!?" Frances paused . "Oh wait I forgot haha" . "I- That's your son you're talking about?" "And?" "How did you forget-?" Nancy was shook . "I have worse problems I have to worry about AND he's a grown man" She sips a cup of steaming coffee .
"Worse things like your phone bills. Yes, I noticed that you call my husband a lot." Nancy rolls her eyes . "Did you tell him to pick up my damn phone". She says in the same tone as before . "No, I want you to stop calling my facking husband." "Excuse me but I am his MoThEr" Frances glares at Nancy .
"A mother who ABUSED HIM AND FORGOT I EXIST. Sound like a mother to you? It doesn't, doesn't it?" She smugly sips tea .
"A wife who freaking goes in a mental breakdown every 24/7 and doesn't even know how to make pancakes?"
Frances sips coffee again
"How dare you , my son loves pancakes"
"I'm still learning okay? And he loves me just because I can make pancakes" Nancy says it like she knows that he isn't actually in love with her .
"You put like 12 gallons of honey in them , That's not even a pancake . It's a sugar fountain!"
"Soo? He likes them sweet, which YOU SHOULD KNOW???" She looks angrily at her dear "mother-in-law"
"He has a taste in salty stuff" *sips coffee for the 400th time*
"like he likes you" Frances looks at Nancy Smugly .
"I'm pretty sure if he did like it, he would've inherited the saltiness from you, ma'am. Anyways, he doesn't like salty stuff. Like you :)" Nancy says not touched by Frances' savageness .
"You can't use my line on me , and yes he does , he likes salt in his tea!"
"Ma'am, we grew up together, so I know every inch of him. Don't try to argue with me, ma'am. All you did was remind him of death, and you were dripping salt all over his tea."
"There's no use arguing with me :)" Nancy says with a smile on her face .
"But he liked it"
"All you can see is colors from sounds , somehow" Frances says in disgust , she doesn't like that kind of stuff despite having colorblindness .
"And right now you sound like a hypocritical shade of black!" Nancy says disgusted as well . She points to the door
"You May now leave, ma'am."
"Young lady , This is a public place"
"Oh, not an issue at all, get the fack out of my sight before I pull out a knife and stab your eyes" Nancy says in a normal tone not like a threat at all!
"I don't think henry Would be happy to hear that , after all I am his mother!" Frances says bragging .
"Oh I think he'd be just delighted, Frances." She pulls out a blade from her dress pocket almost in the edge of snapping .
"No he won't , nor will the police . And plus it's rude to call your mother-in-law by their name" Frances says normally .
"I'll give you five seconds to get out, ma'am. If not I'm afraid you'll lose your sight privileges." Nancy's really in the edge of snapping this time!
"Why do henry get stuck with low-life girls like you"
Frances says not acknowledging Nancy's threats at all .
"Guess we'll never know. Five."
"Five? Five what" Frances says sounding like a physics teacher .
"Four...three seconds to enjoy your last seconds of sight.."
"Try me bxxtch"
"Two...."

To be Continued...

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