My weird dreams

The snake god

I have just woken up and need to document this dream
I only remember the last bits
Beware this does have some mature themes

  After ⏃ strange after school pep rally ⏃ girl walks up to me and says she wants me to come over to her house. Me being the dumbass I am said sure. I went over to her house in the deep woods and she introduced me to her snake baker. He was adorable! I don't remember what bread it looked something like ⏃ cross off a milk snake and ⏃ ball python.

She explained that the snakes name wasn't actually baker it was ⏃ different snakes name but he seemed to only respond to baker. She said something strange about how he used to guard the gate be raping around it and chillen. Which confused me because he was ⏃ relatively small snake. But I ignored my thoughts.... big mistake. I don't remember exactly what happened in between this and the next part... but next thing I know the snake is talking about how he has searched for me for centuries and can finally be reunited with his lost one. I was like hold on ⏃ minute dude you seem nice and all but your ⏃ snake I'm ⏃ human that's kinda weird. So he responded with "if I cannot have you once more I shall devour you". So me and the girl start bookin it as he turns into ⏃ not so little anymore snake and starts chasin us. After like 20 minutes of almost dying and him destroying shit(cuz he was ⏃ huge snake at this point). I stop and I'm like you know what fine I'll do what you want. He calms down and turns into this gourgouse naga. He claims me as his own yada yada. And I think this probably ain't gonna  be too bad. Well in the dream I now had ⏃ "pet snake" who would randomly turn into ⏃ naga and make demands of me.
Then I woke up.....
My bestie isn't here for me to rant too so I needed ⏃ secure place to write it down