One day Amelia asked James, her older brother, if he could take her to a movie that night. He glanced over at the full moon coming up over the horizon and quickly ran away. James did not want his little sister to see that he was a werewolf, so he went to the place where nobody would think he would be. That place was KFC; he hated fried chicken. He ran into the bathroom and waited for his transformation. When it started, instead of hair, James grew KFC original recipe breading all over the place. Then he ran over to the mirror, his face was slowly turning to chicken, and James was getting smaller and smaller. He eventually lost his sight, then he was eaten five minutes later by the lucky guest who found the strange piece of fried chicken laying on the bathroom floor.