Special Edition Fanfic 😉🥰🧚‍♀️💅🪳⚠️❤️

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Y/Ns life was hard as a cockroach, she was always trying to be killed by humans and soo she hated them 😈😈😈 but one day, she and her other cockroach friend were swarming around this winery place and noticed A very Tall Handsome Red Tall More Handsome Even More Handsome More Red with Hair Guy... who was Handsome
Y/N almost pissed her pants because she was soo mesmerized by his Beauty! "Hey Cockroach #2 did you see how handsome he isss... omggg i must have farted at least 47 times already!!!! It must of been that big mac i ate this morning.... BUT STILL🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺😍😍❤️❤️😘😘😘🤭🤭"
(Your cockroach #1 btw) cockroach #2 tried flying up to him so she could go up his nostril and lay her eggs 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 "COCKROACH #2 DONT DO THAT YOU SILLY BAKA!!!!!!!!😰😰😰😰😰😔😔😣😣😖😖😖😫😫😫😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠" cockroach #2 ended up flying back down and said sowwwyyy!!!! 😓😓😓😓😓😥😥😥 omggg she was suchhh a sussy baka!! That was why she died 239 times already but since the geo archon ZHONGLI 😩😩😩😏😏😏😏😏😈😈😈 had a soft spot for cockroach #2... he revived her 239... in fact it is rumoured that cockroach #2 and Zhongli are having...🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤫🤫🤫🤫
"COCKROACH #2 YOU ALREADY HAVE ZHONGLI DONT GO AFTER THIS RED HAIR HANDSOME BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS SIMPFUL MAN"😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Anyways Diluc had to go to the bathroom because he had to good use the crapper because he had too many big macs this morning that he kept farting all afternoon... Y/N and cockroach #2 noticed that he was leaving and flew over to the toilet and sat there waiting for his slow human butt to get there... Y/N pulled out some popcorn and some big macs 😩😩😩😩 "LET US WATCH THE SHOW"😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳
Diluc pulled out his big flamy butt and farted and pooped his big macs out... after he was done he noticed the 2 cockroaches and was about to kill them until he realized that the cockroach on the left (Y/N) was very attractive "Umm... soo like... umm... umm l-l-l-ike doo y-y-ou wanna he-a-a-dd to like my umm bed-ro-o-o-om??" He was stuttering all over the place but besides that Y/N shoved the rest of the popcorn and big macs back up her ass and agreed... and ofc cockroach #2 had to come as well😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 she was such a simp
Anyways you guys had a little trouble in the bed soo you had to call some back up
📞Hey cockroach #3, #4, #28, #29, #267, #10, #35, #3578, #368, #45, #23, #678, #46802, #8, #111, #42, #89, #69, #3619, #100, #31849, #1000000, #36, #48, #47, #101, #318037, #999, #666, #911, #147, #43279, #20, #470, #7610, #9910, #400, #120, #121, #123, #124, #67 gett yooo asses over here... we have a victim 😈😈😈" anyways all the cockroaches bust down the door in 2 seconds after that call and all started messaging Diluc and some even got a bit naughty and messaging other things 😩😩😩😩😩🤫🤫🤫🤭🤭🤭 i mean they dont call them COCKroaches for nothing now 😈😈😈😈😈😈🪳🪳🪳🪳🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Anyways out Cockroach number #678 ended up calling his pregnant husband over and Pregnant Rengoku came through the door and started messaging Diluc as well and All the cockroaches started rubbing his belly "I FELT A KICK" said Y/N anyways after some time the party became over 😣😣😣😣😣😩😩😩😩😓😓😥😥😥😥🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲😧🥲😧🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😢😭😭😭😢
Everyone was leaving until when Diluc was getting dressed he stepped on cockroach #2
Everyone froze 🥶
"Oh...... my bad..........."
cockroach #2 ended up dying and her little cockroach guts were everywhere
You started crying but in reality hated cockroach #2 soo you were smiling on the inside 😀😀😀😀😀😀😃😃😃😃😃😃🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫😈😈😈😈
It was very saddd we alll had a funeral for cockroach #2
"Cockroach #2 was a good cockroach"
All the cockroaches all came for her funeral and so did Diluc, Kaeya, Pregnant RENGOKu and grown up shoto.... Y/N thanked them all for coming 😢😢 it was a very sad and gloomy funeral that's until.... MORAX SHOWED UP WHATTTT??!!!!!
"DILUC HOW DARE YOU KILL MY LOVER COCKROACH" Diluc turned around and glared at Zhongli and then tried to walk away...
"GET BACK HERE YOU BAKAA"!!!!!!!!!?!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Zhongli started attacking him and all of a sudden Diluc turned into the PYRO ARCHON!!!?????? WHATTT IS THISSSSS!!! 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍔🍔🍔🍔🤭🤭😫😫😫
They started battling to the death and then KAEYA TURNED INTO THE CRYO ARCHON!!!!???? "HEY DILUC THIS IS FOR HAVING INTERCORSE WITH COCKROACH #28!!!!!" Cockroach #28 was his wife.... soo he and zhongli teamed up against Diluc.... OMGGG THIS WAS SOO FUN TO WATCH!!! Said Y/N to herself...
On the other hand all the other cockroaches were running for there little cockroach lives!!!😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
Pregnant Rengoku started giving birth all of a sudden and cockroach #678 was with him the entire time of the birth and finally RENGOKU gave birth too.... VENTI THE ANEMO ARCHON???!!!! WHATTT IS THISSSS!!!! "BABE YOU CHEATED ON ME" said cockroach #678 in furry!!!!!!
Venti jumped into the fight and started bitting everyones ankles 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😓😓😓😓😓😓😓

ANYWAYS THATS HOW THE ARCHON WAR STARTED!!!!