Me: Sooooo... yeah, we're back! ...I'm not happy right now. I finally got Kuroko to get everyone to come back, but now they're ignoring me!
Kagami: Of course! We don't like dressing in drag!
Me: *Glares wildly* How 'bout you shut up, huh, Tiger-san?
Kagami: *Whimpers*
Me: As I thought! Anyway, moving on with the first dare! From ipie2000, "I dare Kuroko to act like Sakura for a whole hour and Kagami to act like Sasuke for that same hour!"
....Wow...Quite the imagination you have there.
I'm impressed.
Kagami: Nandatou!!??
Me: Yes, nandatou indeed...
Kiyoshi: Y'know that means "what?" in a rude tone, correct?
Me: YES I FREAKING KNOW! DON'T SET ME OFF!
Kuroko: Too late.
Tsuchida: I'm just glad it's not me she's yelling at.
Me: WANT IT TO BE YOU? HUH? HUH? WANNA PUSH IT? KID?
Aida: Let's not get too riled up, kay?
Me: Okay!
Hyuuga: What's with this difference in trust?
Me: AGAIN, DON'T PUSH IT.
Kagami: Ah! I think I know what it is!! Is it-
ME: DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE, BUB. DEATH MIGHT JUST BEFALL YOU.
Kagami: .... Sumimasen.
Me: Okay! and let the dare commence!!
Kuroko: Oh, Kagami-san!!
Kagami: Hn.
Me: *face palm* Oh God... This is gonna be a loooooong dare. Anyway, while this dare is being carried out, we can always do another dare! OKAY! From @Allanimeotaku98 "I dare Midorima to kiss me!" ...Basically.
Well, Pucker up! Midorin!
Midorima: I refuse.
Me: *Menacing glare* EHHHH? WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN? I THOUGHT I HEARD A REFUSAL!
Midorima: ...Fine.
Me: :) MIDOMIDO!~~ COME IN~~~
*MIDOMIDO walks in with fangirl face on*
MIDOMIDO: I'm READY!
Me: GO! MIDORIN!
*This is too graphic for younger viewers*
Me: Now that that's over, next dare!
Kuroko: EHHH? That was fast!
Me: Shut up, forehead!
Kuroko: *gasp*
Me: Sorry, had too.
Me: Okay, so, from @ipie2000 we have the dare of Riko and Hyuuga playing the pocky game!? *Blushes* I guess we have to.... I mean, it's dare, *chuckles* right?
Hyuuga: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! But isn't that the game that...
Riko: Yes it is, Hyuuga, but suck it up. I swear if my secret gets outed because of you, I'm going to raise the practice workload by times twenty, so... Let's hop to it!
Hyuuga: Oh, god, we'll die! Fine, break out the pocky!
Me: *hands Aida a pocky* Well, let this game commence!
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The Seirin Team, A Dare Chronicle! (A Kuroko No Basuke FanFic)
FanfictionDArES are a lot of fun, so I got the characters of Kuroko no Basuke or The Basketall Which Kuroko Plays to let me give them dares! (Don't ask how!) Please give a dare!
