Sunshines and Lollipops... (SUN/MOON X READER/FLUFF/SMUT) (READ DESC)

Continuation

You let out a scream.  Moon opens the playhouse door and grabs you out of it.
"My, my... What do we have here?  You're up late.  It's past your bedtime..."  The robot says.

Are you gonna die tonight?
Was sneaking out really worth all this?
Maybe it was a sign.  You really messed up.
You stare up at the Moon man with scared eyes.  He lets out a low chuckle.  "Oh, I see... You're not a child."  He put you down. 

"I can stay up however late I want to.". You manage to spit out.  The Moon man looks down at you.  "It's recommend older teenagers and adults sleep up to 7 or more hours a night."

You shove him away from you.  "I can do whatever I fucking want!" You kick at him.  Moon laughs loudly.  "You really think you can scare me?  Darling, you're never getting rid of me."

"Did I ask?" You spat out.
Moon rolled his eyes.  "You certainly have an attitude."

"I just want Sun back!" You yell.
"We haven't even gotten to know one another yet! Give me a chance...". He crosses his arms.

"What is there to even know about you? You're an asshole version of Sun, and you're all cranky and don't want anyone to have fun.  Unlike Sun, he's cool! He's awesome.  You're just a sour puss who doesn't want anyone to have fun!"
You yell at the 7 foot Moon man.

Moon just looks at you, blankly.  "I don't think I remember asking you." He says.

"Look who has an attitude now!" You say, getting up and walking around the Daycare.  You can see Moon's glowing red eyes in the distance.

"You can't hide for long. You're just avoiding your problems!" Moon shouts out at you. 

"Get the hell away from me you freak!" You yell back.  Before you knew it, Moon was right in front of you.
"Freak?" He laughs.  "That's all you got? Such a weak little comeback."

You furrow your eyebrows at Moon, he lets out a small giggle at your defeat.
"You're bad at comebacks."  Moon says, stacking up a leftover toy tower quietly. 

You stand there looking at him.  "This is who Sun was warning me about?  He's so strange. But funny? I don't understand this thing.

"Why is Sun so afraid of you?"  You finally say, after about 2 minutes of silence.
Moon stops in his tracks.  "I scare children easily.  Very easily. It isn't my fault I was made to look like this.". He says.  "I do like how I look. I just wish I got more credit.  Fuck Sun."
You try not to laugh.  You didn't know he knew any cuss words.

"Did someone say Sun?!". A familiar voice is heard in the distance.  The lights come back on.
Moon groans loudly.  "For fucks sake, we were having a moment here!"

Sun looks at you two, tilting his head.  "A moment?!  Are you two friends too? I don't want you to be Y/N's friend!" He gets oddly defensive.

"Sun, I'll always be your friend.  I have mixed feelings for this guy.  He's mean." You say.
"Don't you mean I'm an Asshole?" Moon chimes in after just standing there silent the whole time.

"Don't cuss! You'll go to jail and eat Broccoli!". Sun stammers.
"Jokes on you, I'm into that shit."

You watch the two bicker back and forth.  It was rather... Comedic, than scary like Sun said. 

This was the weirdest fucking night of your life.