In the beginning, there was Tony Stark, a Hooker and a lot of Vodka.

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There are two cats having a meow off outside my window.

Hey guys, or whoever is reading this. this is my first story so please be nice to me! This is just a prolouge to see if you guys like the idea, if you do please comment and let me know!! Enjoy!! Beth xxx

"Hey, idea, why don't you stay with us?" said Tony Stark, grinning psychotically.

Bruce was stumped for words. Just a minute ago they were talking about the newest upgrades Tony had made to his pet robots and now this! See, Bruce had made the mistake of mentioning that he had to go back to Calcutta eventually, as they had spent the last couple of weeks in a lab in stark tower, acompanied with many alcoholic beverages and Jarvis' sarcastic comments, with Pepper on speed dial. After Lokis attack on Earth Tony invited Bruce to stay for a couple of weeks because "We're science buddies Brucie!". Acording to Tony their minds spoke to eachother and instantly bonded and to waste an opportunity like that was like bringing a hooker back to your flat and not sleeping with them; a damn waste. This lead up to many hangovers, empty takeaway boxes and this moment.

"I ermmm, what?" Bruce stumbled im reply, the words Tony spoke not quite making sense in his mind.

"Stay here!" Tony repeated, and seeing Bruce taking a deep breath, he added, "I was gunna ask you  yesterday but we wer'e busy working on those blue prints so i didn't bother you."

"I'm not sure that would be a good idea Tony.."

"Come on Brucie, " Tony said with , "i'm gunna get the whole team to move in, it'll be like friends but we all hate eachother! We can have slumber parties and do makeovers and plaite eachothers hair and eat chocolate an..."

Listening wih half an ear, Bruce considered his options. He could stay, but would that mean the public would find out his identity? He needed his privacy, and couldn't cope with constant bugging from the press and the media. But he had made a friend in Tony, and that is not something Bruce came across every day. And would he be able to cope with his anger in this new enviroment? Would he be on edge constantly? But what if he wouldn't, what if this was a good thing and he was too wimpy to go for it? All his life Bruce had just been surviving, but what if he tried living for once...

"and then we can buy matching ponies and me, you and Loki can ride off-"

"I'll do it." Bruce interuppted Tony's bizzare mantre, gaining a surprised but satisfied look from Tony.

"Really!?!"

"Sure," Brruce replied, "Why not."

"The speech works everytime. " Tony grinned his cheshire cat grin and strolled off towards the elevator, spinning manically around and  "I gotta show you your suite Brucie pie, come one!"

What have i gotten myself into, Bruce wondered.

AN: If you got this far i congradulate you, please comment, i love constructive critisism. im not sure about this fic so if you guys want more you'de better tell me... or else. thanks again!!!

Beth xxxx

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