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I woke up early this Tuesday. 6:00am. that's pretty early, but considering I have to walk to school is a pretty good excuse.
I went to the bathroom and turned on "American Idiot" by Green Day. I sang to it as I showered. I took a quick one, 10 minutes. now its 6:10. Chloe by Emblem3 came on and I just had to keep it on.
I went into my closet and picked an outfit. I chose a white T-shirt, khakis, timberlands, and the same grey knitted sweater I've worn since 7th grade. I'm in 12th grade now.
you were probably hoping for a super cute Forever 21 combined with Macy's outfit weren't you?
well, sorry to disappoint.
I mean, I am rich, like I'm in the top 5 richest people in the small town of Evergreen, Oregon. you've probably never heard of it. that's fine. its a really small town. anyways, the point is it's not that I can't afford stuff, I just choose not to. for, reasons..
"bye mom, bye dad" I say quietly to myself as I head out the door. my mom died in a car accident when I was 7, and my dad is almost never home, drowning himself in work. he's the owner of his own company. he makes our town's malls.
I walk out the door at 6:30 while 5sos plays through my earplugs. I start walking to school, which is like, 6 blocks away. Boomerang by The Summer Set came on. I love that song. then, someone drove by me and got muddy water all over my shoes and pants.
get, now I have to change. so I walked all the way home. school doesn't start until 8:15, so I have time.
I showered then changed, luckily, my sweater isn't ruined. I wore the same shirt and sweater, except I wore red skinny pants and grey UGG boots.
I decided I should eat breakfast. I haven't in a few years.
i made waffles, hash browns, and scrambled eggs. and man, they were good. after I finished and washed my plate, it was 8:00. I'll never make it in time, so I had to drive. ughh.
my dad bought me like 20 cars when I turned 16. I never used them.
I decided to go with my 2015 Jaguar XK 2dr Cpe. its the cheapest car I own, I think. I grabbed the keys from the rack and placed them in the ignition. bla bla bla, car stuff.
I arrived at school and parked in front of the school. I grabbed my bag and got out the car.
when I got out everyone was looking at me. I'm socially awkward, so of course I couldn't say anything. at least today, since I bought my car, I don't have to eat in the toilets.
"well, well, look who it is," I hear from behind my car. I turned around. ugh, Britney, just your typical blonde cheerleader. typical name, typical hair color, typical attitude.
"are you mute or something?" she screams at me.
"no but I wish you were" someone says from behind her. "let's go" and the mysterious figure takes her away.
what just happened? oh well, I push it off and go to first period, study hall.
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after school, I went to my car and I realized I needed excersize.
driving exams were today and people were finished their tests. I saw this girl and she just passed but didn't have a ride.
I asked if she needed a ride and she said yes. she gave me the address and I said she could keep the car.
I walked the rest of the way home, it was only like 3 blocks.
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I realized I never introduced myself. that's a really important part in a book, or autobiography. yes, I went all geek on you.
anyways, my name is Dylan Taylor. I'm 17 years old, a senior in high school. I skipped 4th grade since the summer camp I went to turned me into a "geek". anyways, I'm not popular, but I'm the richest in Evergreen.
I wear the same grey sweater everyday. its just that, never mind, you wouldn't understand.
anyways, basically, I'm unpopular because, get this, Britney was mad at me for being richer than her family so she told everyone that I threw her down 6 flights of stairs and left her there. I didn't, she pushed herself and kept telling my name.
so now I'm unpopular.
today is Saturday and I intend on making it a good day.
my dad always tells me male friends and get in Britney's face about my "future popularity" but is that really going to happen?
but of course
I showered for like 1 hour and a half, then put on my outfit. I chose my white crop top, grey shorts, and white converses. I put my grey sweater tied around my waist.
I can style myself if I want. I just have no friends to compliment me.
anyways, skipping that, I just grabbed a random Jaguar, I think I have 6, then I drove 3 miles to the mall.
I was walking into Forever 21 when I saw the girl from yesterday. we were wearing the same outfit, but instead of grey and white, she had pink and white.
"hey, I never really told you my name, I'm Jade Dallas" she told me.
"hi I'm Dylan Taylor" I told her.
we ended up spending the day together. we shopped everywhere.
we got best friend stuff too, so I guess I have a best friend. we also went to get new phones. I wanted to upgrade my iPhone 4s and she didn't want her Samsung Galaxy s5 anymore.
we went to the Easy Mobile store,
may or may not be real
I traded my iPhone 4s for $100, which I put in my purse for food later. I then got an iPhone 6s. Jade got the same one, but mine is silver, hers is rose gold.
we picked out like 3 cases. I got a clear sparkly one, a Minnie Mouse case and an emoji case.
Jade got an emoji case, a teddy bear case, and a turtle case.
we went to the food court and I paid for our Chipotle.
after we left the mall, we didn't even shop much, just bff merchandise, our phones, food and some jewelry.
"wanna come to my place?" I asked her.
"sure, what's the worst that can happen?" she says.
jinxed. as soon as we got to my home, there was a thunderstorm.
her dad called and when we explained what happened, he said she can spend a few nights here if my parents are ok with it. I said yes and he told us have fun.
so we talked, and became the best of best friends. I told her about Britney. she said she had a plan.
"what's the plan" I asked curiously.
"what if we give each other complete makeovers, give you some confidence, then show the school who runs it?" she said.
"I don't know about this.."
"come on, it'll be fun, we can call it Project Britney Goes Down." she convinced me a little more.
"ok, I'm in."
I feel like I'm gonna regret saying that.
