Crescendo - Wilbur Oneshots

Don't know my name

triggers-none
type-fluff, first meeting
ship- quackbur platonic friends

Wilbur POV-

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I rush into the store hoping to get some Monster before they run out.

The past month or so, some random person has been buying every single Monster at my local store within a day or two. And since no other stores nearby have any energy drinks, and coffee sucks, I have to either stay tired or travel a few miles for drinks.

The best solution would be the store stocking more drinks, but after many E-mails and frustrating conversations with a snide manager, I have to just order them online.

But in the days between my stock running out and the delivery, this mystery person haunts my dreams.

Today, I finally got up early. Sleep was not going to get in the way of my caffeine fix.

I run straight for the drinks and see him.

A short guy with a beanie on with all the boxes of Monster in his cart.

"YOU!" I shouted, running to him.

"Whoa, what's up, dude?" he said, confused.

"Don't do that. You know exactly what I'm talking about, you damn thief!"

"Thief? What the hell are you talking about?"

"You take every last drop of Monster on restocking day! You have mo right to do that!"

"I don't take every last drop of monster!" he said, mocking my British accent.

"Oh-ho, big man! My accent is funny is it?" I said, ticked off by his behaviour.

"Yes, it most certainly is. But, if the drinks are what you want then here." He took four of the eight boxes and gave them to me.

"Wait, what? I thought you were a greedy little gremlin who sat in his mum's house drinking monsters and playing on an iPad all day. Wouldn't have you expected you to be nice."

"Haha, very funny. If you streamed all day you'd need this too." he said.

"Bold of you to assume I don't." I said, with an eyebrow raised.

"Ah, of course. Only another degenerate would need this much caffeine." he said, in a sage-like tone.

I chuckled. "Ok, give me your phone. I'll put in my number. I need a Monster supplier."

"Ok, as long as you don't kidnap me later." he said with a smirk.

"Oh, damn it. There go my evening plans." I say with a faux pout. "Ok, I shall see you later, fellow degenerate."

I was walking out after checking out when the guy called out.

"Hey! You still don't know my name!"

I smiled. "Maybe that's how I like it, little duck."

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Hey guys! Hope you enjoyed this oneshot!

If you guys have any ideas or requests ill be happy to do them

ill have longer oneshots and mini stories next. this one is just to get this book started and get rid of an idea thats been sitting in the back of my head for a while.

see you next time!
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not proofread dont kill me