Slimer kid was sitting at the table, eating mold, because food is expensive you rich twat, when all of a sudden...Gozer shows up and KILLS PETER! "NOOOO, MY BI DAD! HOW DARE YOU YOU SLIMEE BUBBLE BATH LOOKING, CRUSTY PUSSY, BEEBEEBABA, PIZZA ROLL FACE HAVING BITCH!" Gozer turns to you, boobs swaying majestically, pants tighter than my asshole, and says "Shut up you green cunt. I had to suck his soul into my rotten asshole for a reason, you may talk to him one last time, tubby." Gozer queefs releasing Peter slightly "Hello. I am Peter. I am under de water, plz help me." You fall to your knees, the megalovania orchestral rendition playing epicly as you wipe the anime tears off your face, you grow wings and claws and fangs, and the tail you kept hidden from your poly dads grows longer, "I WILL AVENGE YOU, FATHER, IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO!" you crawl into Gozer's crap chute and see an entire livinggg room, its really gross.
Cliffhanger.
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My life as Slimers kid
FanfictionSlimer from #ghostbusters has a kid and the kid lives with the ghost busters and is friends with them all. Experience this wacky retelling only on #Shatpad!
