Every morning I wake up to the same sweet sound, picking up my cell phone that's been ringing.
"Hello?"
There was no response however. Huh, strange. Checking the caller ID, I realize that I didn't even glance at my phone screen when I picked up the call. It was an unknown number.
Silly me. It's just one of those silent phone scams.
"Penis." Was all I said before hanging up. An epic prank. With that out of the way, I eased my body out of bed, anticipating the day ahead. I had some strange feeling that a big change in my life was nearing. Whether that was a good change, or a sucky one, who could tell. I'm no Raven Simone.
Getting up to have my cherry pop tart for breakfast, I was rudely interrupted by the same sweet sound, picking up my cell phone that's been ringing.
But this time, it was a text message from an unknown number as opposed to the phone call I had received by someone of the same name just like, idk a few seconds before.
Unlocking my phone, I was surprised to see that this wasn't some bot scam message, but a legit text.
Unknown: Hello? Anyone there?
I've never received a text that started the same way a phone call would, but needless to say, I was intrigued.
Y/N: hey ya howdy doodle doo
Unknown: tf— you know, never mind that.
I'm glad we connected. I need a favor.
Y/N: bro, you can't just text random people asking for favors. Ask a friend.
Unknown: a friend...?
No sorry, I need you.
Y/N: oh no, poor you. This is so sad...
Unknown: what? Everyone needs favors sometimes.
Y/N: no, I mean... you don't have any friends... do you?
Unknown: woah wait I— um...
Y/N: I really hit the nail right on the head huh.
Well sketchy stranger, out of empathy and pity, I will grant you a favor.
Now what it is you need, oh unknown one.
Unknown: I need you to visit an address.
Y/N: yeah okay, not really looking to die quite yet, sorry.
Unknown: hey, you said you'd help me.
No takesie backsies.
Y/N: ugh okay, give me the address of the death trap.
Unknown: I knew you'd come around
Also, it's completely safe. No one is gonna hurt you, so relax.
Y/N: I'm waiting.
Unknown: click link to view
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Mystic Markiplier
FanfictionMy rendition of the Mystic Messenger plot, if the characters were smoking pot. It's good I promise. Also, no, this story has nothing to do with Markiplier, I just thought the title was kind of funny.