Random Shit

Dads

My dad needs to learn not to say shit about my boys. I was flicking through the music channels supposedly listening to music when I was actually just looking for a 5SOS song. When Don't Stop finally comes on my dad comes in and is all like

Dad - Is this 5 gays of summer?

Me - No who the hell is that? This is 5 Seconds of Summer. *proud*

Dad- You loser.

Me - Dad I swear if you don't either leave or shut up I will not be responsible for my actions.

Dad - Now turn this crap off.

Me - Says the one who listens to awful old people music.

Then nothing more was said. Which is good. I do not appreciate him saying this. Sometimes I just wanna kill my family.