Incorrect Quotes with Mr. Hopp and friends

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'can i copy the homework?'
Miss Bo: i can help you with it!
Ruby: yeah, sure.
Esther: bold of you to assume i did the homework.
Mr. Stripes: lol nope.
Mr. Hopp: wait we had homework?!?!?!?!?!?
Molly: read at 5:55 PM

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Ruby: hewwo.
Mr. Hopp: hihiiiiii!
Esther: greetings, humans.
Miss Bo: three kinds of people.
Mr. Stripes: i want pudding.
Molly: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Miss Bo: five kinds of people.

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*squad reactions to being told "i love you"*
Miss Bo: thanks fam!
Ruby: oh no
Esther: *cries* i love you too!
Mr. Stripes: sounds fake but okay
Mr. Hopp: *a flustered mess*
Molly: can i get a refund

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Mr. Stripes: if it bites you and you die, it's poisonous. if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Mr. Hopp: what if it bites me and it dies?!
Esther: then you're poisonous. jebus rice, Mr. Hopp, learn to listen.
Mr. Hopp: what if it bites itself and i die?
Miss Bo: that's voodoo.
Mr. Hopp: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Molly: that's correlation, not causation.
Miss Bo: what if we bite eachother and neither of us dies?
Mr. Stripes: thats kinky.
Ruby: oh my god.

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Molly: Ruby... how do i explain Ruby?
Esther: Ruby is flawless.
Mr. Stripes: i hear her hair's ensured for $10, 000.
Miss Bo: i hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Mr. Hopp: she punched me in the face one time... it was awesome.

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Mr. Hopp: would you guys be there for me if i was going through something?
Ruby: nope, absolutely not.
Esther: i hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Mr. Stripes: i hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Miss Bo: i hope you reach out to me so i can ignore you.
Molly: i can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing i could've changed that outcome.

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*everyone is standing by the broken picture frame of everyone together*
Miss Bo: so. who broke it? i'm not mad, i just wanna know.
everyone:
Mr. Hopp: ...i did. i broke it.
Miss Bo: no, no you didn't. Esther?
Esther: don't look at me, look at Mr. Stripes.
Mr. Stripes: what?! i didn't break it.
Esther: huh, that's weird. how'd you even know it was broken?
Mr. Stripes: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Esther: suspicious.
Mr. Stripes: no, it's not!
Ruby: if it matters, probably not, but Molly was the last one seen by it.
Molly: liar! i don't even like that crap!
Ruby: oh really? then what were you doing admiring it earlier?
Molly: i was sitting on the couch. everyone knows that, Miss Bo!
Mr. Hopp: okay, let's not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it, Ruby.
Miss Bo: no! who broke it?
everyone:
Ruby: Miss Bo... Esther's been really quiet.
Esther: reALLY!?
*everyone starts arguing*
Miss Bo, getting interviewed: i broke it. it was crooked, so i fixed it and it broke.
Miss Bo: i predict that 10 minutes from now they'll be at eachother's throats with war paint on their faces and a pigs head on a stick.
Miss Bo: good. it was getting a little chummy in here.

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Mr. Hopp: you're the love of my life and i would do anything for you.
Mr. Stripes: i want you to have three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Mr. Hopp: absolutely not.

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Miss Bo: why are your guys' tongues purple?
Esther: we had slushies. i had a blue one.
Molly: i had a red one.
Miss Bo: oh.
Miss Bo:
Miss Bo: OH.
Mr. Hopp:
Mr. Hopp: you drank each other's slushies?

SOME i used a generator for(i changed it up a bit so it would fit) and guys, the generator tried to ship Mr. Stripes x Ruby, like, SO MANY TIMES 😭 🤣