PESSI'S COOL AND EPIC AND GOOD MUSIC TASTE.

WEEZER ALBUM

MY NAME IS JONAS

THIS IS A GOOD OPENING TRACK, ALTHOUGH THE VIBES OF THIS SONG IS LIKE, IDK, VERY CHILDISH. LIKE A 1ST GRADER WROTE IT. BUT HEY, THAT'S HOW WEEZER.

NO ONE ELSE

I FUCKINGING HATE THIS SONG, IT FEELS WEIRD AND INCELLY, BAD SONG, UNBRAVO RIVERS, GO SIMP FOR JAPANESE GIRLS

THE WORLD HAS TURNED AND LEFT ME HERE

THIS IS A SOLID TRACK, IT'S A GOOD BREAKUP SONG OR WHATEVER. I LIKE WHEN FUNNY MAN RIVERS YELLS IF YOU BELIEVE HIM NOW.

BUDDY HOLLY

THIS SONG IS A FUCKING CLASSIC I LOVE IT SO MUCH, BUT I FEEL SO AWKWARD WHEN I PLAY IT AROUND PEOPLE. I LIKE THE FUNNI RIFF IT GOES LIKE, DU DU DO DU DO DU DO DO, OOOWEEEWUUU. YA KNOW? AHAHA. GOOD SHIT, SECOND FAVORITE SONG ON THIS ALBUM.

UNDONE - SWEATER SONG

FIRST WEEZER SONG I EVER HEARD. I HEARD A COVER OF THIS SONG FROM AN OLD BAND I USED TO LISTEN TO. THE INTRO KINDA TOO LONG, BUT IT GOOD. I LIKE THE MUSIC VIDEO CAUSE THERE'S JUST RANDOMLY DOGS. ALSO, THEY RECREATE THE VIDEO FOR THEIR AFRICA BY TOTO COVER AND FUNNI PARODY MAN, "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC REPLACES RIVERS. GOOD SHIT. I LIKE THE ENDING WHERE RIVERS TALKS ABOUT SUPERMAN SKIVVIES.

SURF WAX AMERICA

I DON'T KNOW. THIS SONG IS KINDA LAME. HIS GOT HIS BOARD THO. BUSSIN'.

SAY IT AIN'T SO

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG HOLY SHIT. I KNOW I'M NOT ORIGINAL IN THIS OPINION, BUT MAN THIS SONG IS A BANGER. IT'S THE ONLY WEEZER SONG I DON'T FEEL EMBARRASSED FOR LIKING. SO MUCH EMOTION, MAAAN. FUUUUUCK. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SONG IS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL, DUDE. FUCK. SHIT. ASS. WOWO. 10/10, I WISH WEEZER WOULD KEEP MAKING MUSIC LIKE THIS INSTEAD OF SHITTY POP ROCK.

IN THE GARAGE

FUNNY. I THINK THIS SONG IS FUNNY. I LIKE TO SING THE "IN THE GARAGE" LYRIC WHENEVER SOMEONE MENTIONS A GARAGE. IT'S NOT FUNNY WHEN I DO SO, BUT I DO IT ANYWAYS. FUCK YOU.

HOLIDAY

I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THIS SONG SOUND LIKE. SO IT MIGHT BE BAD.

ONLY IN DREAMS

THIS SONG IS VERY SIMP-ISH. GOOD SHIT, 10/10

FINAL REVIEW:

GOOD ALBUM, NEEDED MORE MATT SHARP. OBVIOUSLY WEEZER'S MOST POPULAR ALBUM, AND FOR GOOD REASON MAYBE I GUESS. I GIVE IT A 8/10. THERE WAS A GOOD AMOUNT OF SONGS I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE, BUT SAY IT AIN'T SO IS JUST SO FUCKING GOOD, MAN.