I saw an armored car. I jumped straight at it. I landed on the top of the car. Glass shattering in all directions. I looked in the car. There was a gun pointing at my face. Say your last prayers sucker. The man said. Uh well I alway wished I had a pony, hmm uh you should look out and uh um uh look up. I said.
Sha? The man replied. The car hit a brick wall and it blew up. The explosion lunged me backwards. I landed straight on the ground. I heared a strange cracking noise. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhalasonia that hurt I screamed in pain. I looked up and the thief was gone. Great just great. I said. I decided to walk home.