My Numbskull | Mallow x Male Reader

Team Skull's Aloha

Your POV

i was in Po town in the old mansion rapping with my boys 

me: Yo, I am differently built, razor sharp from the tip to the hilt Take apart with precision and skill-

???: oy 

then guzma came down the stairs 

guzma: Y/n i need you to head to pokemon school and cause some trouble 

me: ok gruff, dylan, izzie with me (i don't remember the names of the grunts from the series so yeah)

as i got in i put on my costum team skull mask it was a fake alolan marowak skull and i got on my bike and we left after a while we made it to the school and saw all the kids outside 

green hair: team skull 

me: you already know the vibes 

dylan: now give us all your pokemon or big bro Y/n will get mad 

gruff: yeah you better 

lizzie: haha yeah 

black and red hair: now just try me turtonator go 

me: ugh i tried to warn you go primarina 

i then sent out my pokemon but a little boy with a pikachu came infront of him 

black hair: c'mon let me do it kiawe, i have a type advantage

kiawe: fine 

me: so who are you

Ash: i am ash ketchum from pallet town and i will beat you 

me: yo izzie get my weapon 

izzie: ok but boss won't like it 

me: yeah i know just do it 

she then reached into my bag and gave me my Z-ring 

kiawe: is that a Z-ring only people granted by the kahuna or- 

me: granted by and island guardian yeah i did i got blessed by tapu fini so don't try that shit with me 

ash: let's go thunderbolt 

as the pikachu shot a thunder bolt my primarina but she moved out of the way 

me: too slow 

ash: how are you that fast 

me: me and primarina swim in rough ocean currents and we don't stop till midnight now you 

i then pointed at the blue hair girl with the popplio 

me: if you did the same that pokemon of yours would be strong, now use aqua jet 

primarina then incased itself in water and charged at pikachu knocking him back 

me: again 

he then hit him again and again knocking him even further 

green hair: hey that's not fair 

white hat: yeah that's not how battles work 

izzie: well big bro Y/n doesn't play by the rules     

me: now let's finish this 

i then put in my only Z-crystal 

me: prepare for defeat

pikachu: pika?! 

i then started my Z-pose and primarina got i position with me 

me: using this power for my own desire, taking team skull into the future use oceanic operetta