ɪɴ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ (ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʜᴇʟʟ) || ᴛᴜʙʙᴏ

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Unknown number

Ranboo
Ranboo
Ranboo
Mr boo
Boob man
Mr boober
Did I get the right number??

I checked, yes I did

Ranbooooooooooo
Ok your scaring me now

This isn't Ranboo
Srry

Oh shit sorry
But I'm pretty sure I put the number in correctly
Yeah I got the right number
Ranboo is this a prank?

wrong number

Nuh uh

are you deranged or some shit??
this is literally the wrong number

Ranboo you can't just use the same joke twice

FOR DUCKS SAKE THIS ISN'T RANBOO

...
*fucks

ok then go fuck yourself

I just might tbh

why the fuck would I need to know that?

You told me to??

i hate you

You've only talked to me once

and I hope it stays that way

Wait so ur not Ranboo

no
ive said that like five times already

Oh
Well then this is awkward

yea no shit

I still feel like this is a prank

OMFG THIS ISNT FUCKING RANBOO

Sorry
I rlly thought this was a prank

well it's not

Wanna talk?

no

Oh
Why

your a stranger
plus your annoying

*You're
Why

pls

for the love of fucking christ stop spamming my phone I don't need to get my ass beat again

I'm not spamming ur phone
I thought you were my friend
Unless you are

I swear I don't know how many times I have to tell you
I'm not your fucking friend

Well I just got your numbers confused
Sorry no need to get all bitchy

I'm the bitch??

Well I didn't say that

Yes you did

Ok maybe I did
But it's cs your mad that I got these numbers mixed up

So text your actual friend??

I think he's doing something rn

Why try texting him in the first place then

I was bored
And I still am

Good

??
Did I wake you or something

Yea
Sorta, it's hard to fucking explain
It doesn't matter tho
Just text your actual friend and leave me the fuck alone

Jesus christ

I'm atheist

Like sports and shit?

What?

Shit wrong word
That's when you don't believe in God right

Yea
I do believe in at least getting an hour of sleep
Goodnight wrong number
And pls leave me alone this time

no promises

I'll block you

Wait but it's not nighttime in California?
Seen

*~*

(Rewritten version cuz I hate the first one)

Lmao I wrote this a year a ago

And edited it an exact year after

And re-edited it after completely ghosting the entire fucking fanfic lmao