Grand Canyon

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*Hoggy Warty Hogwarts Group Chat* 

Ronald Mcdonald: So.....

Harold: Oh no 🤦

Ronald Mcdonald: I am not allowed to hold Bill and Fleur's baby anymore 😶

Harmonica: Ronald what did you do 😑

Ronald Mcdonald: Because the ONE time I held it I dropped it- 

Gingerbread: WHAT?! 

Albino Ferret: I can't say I'm surprised 😒

Ronald Mcdonald: And it wasn't even that big of a deal 🙄✋

Harmonica: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? THAT IS A HUGE DEAL!

Ronald Mcdonald:  It was an accident, but they started screaming at me 😑

Gingerbread: Well hmmm I wonder why? 🙄

Harold: Well I would scream at you too if you dropped my child ✋

Ronald Mcdonald: Fleur started going off on me saying how I did it on purpose 🙄

Ronald Mcdonald: And then she got the cops involved 😒

Ronald Mcdonald:  And I'm like, the real question here is, who brings a baby to the Grand Canyon? 🤨

Harold: YOU DROPPED IT OVER THE GRAND CANYON?! 😨

Dollar Store Dora: What did you expect? He's a Weasley 🙄

Fredricka: Oop- 🤭

Georgina: 🎶OooOo Ronniekins is in tRoUbLeEEee 🎶 😏

Ronald Mcdonald: I'm kidding I'm kidding 😅

Gingerbread: Not funny Ron 😒

Ronald Mcdonald: Bill and Fleur don't have any kids 

Harold: What? 🤨

Harmonica: Ronald, I swear to Merlin if you ever pull something like that again  😤

Ronald Mcdonald: Well, not anymore......  😬

Harold: *Blink*

Harmonica: *Blink* 

 Georgina: *Blink* 

Fredricka: *Blink* 

Gingerbread: WHEN I HAVE KIDS YOU ARE STAYING 10 FEET APART FROM THEM  AT ALL TIMES 

Harmonica: You are not allowed to even touch mine ✋

Ron: hMpH 😑

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