Sabre: Lucas isn't answering his phone
Rainbow: I'll call
Sabre: Light and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Lucas: Hello?
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Sabre: Gently taps table
Lucas: Taps back
Rainbow: What are they doing?
Light: Morse code.
Sabre: Aggressively taps table
Lucas: Slams hands down YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Sabre, Lucas, and Rainbow are sitting on a bench
Light: Why do you guys look so sad?
Sabre: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Light sits down
Lucas: The bench is freshly painted.
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Sabre: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Lucas: Is it me, Sabre?
Sabre: No, it's not you.
Rainbow: Is it me, Sabre?
Sabre: It's not you either.
Light: Is it me, Sabre?
Sabre:
Sabre, mockingly: Is IT mE Sabre?
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Sabre: *Screams*
Lucas: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Rainbow: Should we do something?!
Light, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Sabre: Truth or dare?
Lucas: Dare
Sabre: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Lucas: Hey Rainbow
Rainbow, blushing: Yeah?
Lucas: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Light
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Sabre: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Sabre and Lucas, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Rainbow: Our turn, Light! One, two, three- vanilla!
Light, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Sabre: I think we're missing something.
Lucas: Teamwork?
Rainbow: Cohesion?
Light: A general sense of what we're doing?
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Sabre: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Lucas: Plane tickets?
Rainbow: Concert tickets?
Light: Prostitution?
Sabre, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
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Sabre: Wake me up...
Lucas: Before you go go!
Rainbow: When September ends...
Light: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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Quotes with Sabre, Lucas, Rainbow, and Light
HumorRandom quotes with The Steve Saga Squad
