i just shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

01

For sarah (Don't try denying it) who loves 90's Leo

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I was on facetime with my best friend Camille talking about our new apartments in Montreal,

Camille: So who's you're roomate

Y/N: Leo

Camille: Leo who?

Y/N: DiCaprio

Camille: So funny, seriously who is it

Y/N: I'm not even joking do you want me to show you?

Camille: Yes I dare you because I know you're little pranks, you've literally done it since we were like 12

Y/N: Okay but when you find out I'm not lying then you have to buy me boba from chatime

Camille: Okay but I doubt it

Y/N: LEO come over here

He didn't respond, if he went out it's probably going to prove Cam's point further.

Y/N: Hold on, this little rat is not responding

Camille: Mmm okay sure

I went to his room where I find him sleeping peacefully. I didn't want to wake him and I also found it creepy that I'd show him to Cam while he was sleeping. I slowly walk a little closer to where Cam can actually see him.

Cam: OH MY G-

Y/N: SHHHH

Leo: What the hell

I froze and backed away slowly, bumping into the door laughing. I felt like my face was red and my hands were trembling. 

Camille: OH MY GOSH HOW ARE YOU NOT EXCITED WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Y/N: Because he probably gets swarmed with fans everyday and I don't wanna seem like another annoying fangirl that's gonna throw myself at him.

Camille started bursting into laughter for some reason, she literally laughs even though things aren't funny

Camille: DID YOU JUST SAY THROW YOURSELF AT HIM

Y/N: It's not even that funny what are you even talking about

Camille: Anyways, YOU ARE SO LUCKY BRO 

Y/N: Yeah I know, I just hope he isn't annoying

Camille: So what do you think of him for right now

Y/N: He's cool, hes kinda c- i mean hes cool yeah

Camille: WHAT EXCUSE ME YOU JUST GOT CAUGHT IN 4K REPEAT YOURSELF

Y/N: NO

Camille: YOU JUST SAID HE'S CUTE OH MY GOSH I can totally see you two together

Y/N: SHUT UP

Camille: NEVERRR

Y/N: I never said he was cute

I hear my door open when I turn around it's him again

Leo: I heard that, it's a compliment

He winks at me, I obviously get flustered. I threw my pillow at him in hopes of him leaving me alone.

Camille: DID HE JUST

Y/N: I swear Cam I'm gonna tackle you when I see you 

Camille: *Mocks me*

Y/N: Watch me do that with you and Rodrick

Camille: I don't even care at this point I'm pretty sure you know I think he's hot

Y/N: HA I KNEWW ITTTTT

Camille: Anyways I have to go, I'll call you later BYEEE

Y/N: Byee

(I actually am having a 3 yr toddlers and tiaras tantrum rn. I HATE THIS CHAPTER)