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Magic
I love all fantasy books that muggle wrote!
Typical old crippled ladies with a disgusting wart on their nose.
It amuses me every time when I see women try to threaten small children with their cheap costumes from Tesco while handing them candy on Halloween.
Anyway, I welcome you to this story!
I bet you visited the Hogwarts school of wizardry and witchcraft.
Myself is doubting you're a muggle—no muggle has the ability to find this story.
You may know magic schools like Durmstrang, Beauxbatons academy and Mahoutokoro.
But no one taught you about the real history of witches and wizards, for sure.
Not even Snape told you about the different types of witches.
Therefore, I am here to give you a little review over the different cultures of witchcraft!
There are three types of wizards out there:
modern wizards/witches
muggle-witches
..and..
sadistic witches/warlocks

Zelda,"Satan in hell, throw that cauldron outside! The whole house stinks because of the rotten potion!"

Ambrose,"Sorry, Aunt Zel!"

Now, can you guess what type of witch I am?

I listen to my aunt scolding my cousin downstairs before I turn up my music.

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