A Look Into My Randomly Insane Mind

Ugh

So I missed a week of school because on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday I had a bad stomach bug and then on Thursday I left for a four hour drive for my moms wedding, but I was still sick. So I missed the week but. MY mom emailed my teacher asking her if I needed to take work with and she didn't respond. So now on the next Monday I am driving back because we had to set up the stuff for the wedding and on Sunday we had to clean everything up because we made a huge mess. So my school phoned my mom saying that my teacher is at the end of her tether because I missed six assessments but In order for that to be possible we would have done one assessment every day. So now tomorrow I might be called into he deputy heads office to get. Shouted at because that happened last year because I missed a week because I was sick but I went to Nitro Circus because the tickets were really expensive and my dad didn't want to waste the money because he bought for himself, my sister, my cousins, my uncle, me and some friends.So I went but I wasn't like cheering, I was half asleep in my chair and I was called into the deputy heads office and shouted at. And this always happens to me. But. MY mom says that it's because my parents are divorced and my dads mom works at my school. Then two years ago I was called into the therapists office when my parents had just gotten divorced because I wasn't doing very well and wanted to be with my dad more than my mom and then again when my step dad came into the picture. So it turns out that my parents weren't consulted and that its against the law for the therapist to speak to me without my parents consent and the. I just found out that my grandmother was involved. Then my parents went to the school and spoke to the therapist and there was a huge drama fest. And that might happen again when I go back to school. But the good news is that I am staying with my dad for a week while my mom and stepdad are on honeymoon. And I get to see my baby! My rat, not a real baby, because that would be very bad. And I was maid of honor for my moms wedding but it was in my stepdads parents huge garden and the aisle wasn't there until the day of the wedding and I walked the wrong way through the bushes, yeah but my uncle said that it looked planned so I hope I didn't look too retarded. And my mom has a friend named Roberto but he has like a mini Afro so I renamed him froberto and then fro-ey and we named his hair Jimmy, it was going to be Barry but then he found out that I named my computer Barry and my iPad and my iPod and my everything. I was going to name Jazmine Barry but she is a girl. Before I even knew I was getting a rat I had the names planned, if it was a boy, Barry and if it was a girl, Jazmine and my science teacher has a rat named Jazmine, but I really love the name. And my dads girlfriend has a car named Jazmine because it's a Hyundai Jazz so yeah... But my Jazmine climbs into he sleeves of my jersey and falls asleep. And the other Friday, my best friend came home with me, but it wasn't planned, on Friday we said to my mom, mom can Madi stay over and she was like okay so we phoned Madis mom and she stayed over. For the whole weekend. But I have another friend that gets super jealous and she was like right next to my mom when she was phoning Madis mom. And my dads girlfriend has a daughter that gets jealous if I speak to her mom because she Is two years younger than me. So she wouldn't speak to me and then it was like she was enjoying being mad at me and enjoying me begging for forgiveness so eventually I was just like Stuff it. If she wants to be angry fine. And the place I was staying in for my moms wedding was like super creepy my mom and I both got horrible feelings in there, it was a horror movie house with long corridors and tin roofs and a super creepy doll that people kept on moving around. Pic of the doll In the media, we named her Angie-belle and then Annabelle. And the wedding reception was in the church hall with a stage and a curtain and my uncle and I were sitting on the stage and I felt like I was being watched and I kept on hearing like people behind the curtain so I asked my uncle if he heard it and he said no but then we both heard something being moved behind the curtain and he checked but it was pitch black but earlier their were lights on behind the curtain and nobody has been back there because someone locked the door leading back there. And then when everyone left the hall my mom said that they blew out all the candles and turned off all the lights and the candles had been out for like an hour and then someone forgot something and ran back in for a few seconds and then when my mom went back to turn off the lights all the candles were lit, so everyone was freaking out, so I have not slept very well because I keep feeling like I am being watched and the other night I was lying on a mattress on the floor of the place we were staying at and there was a corridor right in front of me and I woke up because I had a nightmare about the rake creature, so there was a rocking chair, that was moving, on its own, and there were no windows or doors open anywhere. So I wake up my mom and she starts laughing like a mad woman in her sleep, so I was like, mom are you possessed and she wakes up and is like, what's wrong my baby, because I was panicking and I was like, for starters you were laughing like a mad woman in your sleep and then my sister and I landed up in the bed while my step dad slept on the floor. So yea that is an incredibly creepy place I am not going back to, and then my aunt and I decorated my mom and stepdads room, and my mom took the afterparty so a random persons empty house. But because my stepdad is Afrikaans the dj is also Afrikaans and was playing like one English song then like ten Afrikaans songs and nobody was dancing but then my stepdad plugged his laptop into the speakers and then everyone was plugging their phones into the speakers and then their was actually good music. And for the first dance they played all of me then Chariots of Fire came on and all the bridesmaids and groomsmen had to slow motion run to the dance floor and then stolen dance by milky chance came on and everyone started dancing and I made up a new dance move. It's called water in your ear. My moms bestie and froberto were doing it with me and then I said that it works with any music and froberto said that it wouldn't work to classical music and then I said challenge excepted so the next time he sees me he is bringing classical music so I can show him that it does work. And my cousin, she is seventeen and she finished a bottle of wine by herself and she wore a mini skirt and a crop top with like nine inch heels. She caught my moms flowers because she was way taller than everyone else and my uncle caught the garter but he caught my moms first garter and her three cousins garter and my aunts garter. So he is known for catching garters. And for my uncles twenty first I have to dress like a cartoon character but I have no clue who I am going as. And it's on Saturday. But my aunt and cousins are here from Singapore but my one little cousin is so Singaporean she says mommy can I have some waterlah the lah is like a spoken exclamation point or something. But yeah, I am excited. But there were these two random little Afrikaans girls that were following me around without saying anything and then they kept pointing at me and smiling and I was like ok then. And my little cousin, she is turning two in April she says to me, shh shh bunny and punches me in the eye many many times. And my other little cousin nearly broke my finger while dancing with me, so yeah, I have a weird family, and I gave a speech at the wedding and so did my sister but she says I think you all know I a, making this up as I go which is what I think Mia did, and I was like I was prepared but i really wasn't, but I did it. And everyone kept on saying that I made such a wonderful speech and I was like not really but thanks. And while we were getting ready for the wedding the power went out and then when we were reading to leave there were five minutes till the wedding started. And nobody had car keys, so I said if we start running we can make it. Because the town is really small and we were really close but then my mom found her car keys and I had to sit In The boot but my moms friend got makeup all over her dress, but she wasn't even using that makeup and my dress wasn't made very well so I had to wear a top under the dress, btw Madi, if you are reading this, I used your top that you lent me, thanks😝. So yeah, there were many mishaps the day of the wedding, and then my granny and grandpa got super drunk the night before the wedding. My grandpa couldn't even walk. And the the day of the wedding my granny died her hair and was showering when the water ran out so she was in the shower with hair die in her hair full of soap. We had to find water in the kettles and stuff so that she could get the die out of her hair. But she did and we did it. This is officially the longest chapter in this book so I am going to stop writing now
Peace out✌️