My 'Little' Shitty Brat (On Hold)

Not My Cup of Coffee

It may be short, ahem. But i desperately wanted to release this chapter btw I'm working on You Promised as well so, yea.

~Levi's POV~

Morning came by quick, too quick for Levi's sake. He just wanted to stay in bed snuggling to this small source of heat. This time his body didn't go to automatic battlemode. He felt calm and so relaxed, they were feelings his never really had in a long while especially with someone...but who?

Levi forced his dreary eyes open groaning in the process and immediately looked down and wrapped around his waist he found little six-year old Eren snuggled up to his chest with little snores coming from him. At first the short midget couldn't think, he just blankly stared at him but then one emotion lead to the next he didn't know what it was.

"Oi, Eren." As much as Levi secretly liked it he didin't know it so he gladly ruined the morning moment. "Wake up." He used his hand to shake the boy but ever so carefully because of all the negative thoughts of him probably hating him or the look of betrayal probably in his innocent eyes all because of what happened yesterday, and as much as he felt too w he knew he didin't want that.

"Ugggh, stop, 80 more minutes." Eren groaned and just pulled the still half-asleep Levi even closer leaving no space behind. He just started shaking him again obviously not listening and spoke once more, "Up and off now." That made Eren look up to meet Levi's stormy gray eyes with Eren's Caribbean ones. The same Caribbean eyes Levi always felt himself to be hypnotized to.

"Okay first of all its off and up and second, no." And with that Eren sassed him and placed his head back into position on Levi"s comfortable not too built chest.

"Do you know who your talking to like that, brat." Levi's eyes narrowed but apparently he didn't feel mad.

"YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!!" Eren shouted with so much happiness embedding from his eyes it made Levi a little happy just to look at it. Yep, dumbfounded and happy.

"What the hell? Yo, bright eyes I sure ain't your father I wouldn't dream of it now get the hell off me."

"Ugh, you always want to hear somethin short ass Ravioli head." What is happening?

"Pppss!!" The voice of a sudden pss made Levi jump a little inside and his body reverted to combat mode. Who? He looked up to a hair deshelved Hanji with some mug that said 'why is Monday so far from Friday, yet Friday is so close to Monday' as much as that was humorously true yet agonizing the grey-eyed man was too focus of the zombie (morning) version of Hanji, but isn't that always what she looks like? No more like a....you know what I don't even know.

"What the hell are you do-"

"SSSHHHHH!!!!!"

"..."

"Play along with Eren", she whispered. She was curious to see what the seemingly but not cold hearted Levi would do.

"Oh," surprisingly Levi was up for it," ummm, watch your mouth son." He awkwardly said. He looked up at Hanji to see her facepalm and mouthed more funny!

"Wake up step-son."

"Fuck off I hate you!" Eren clearly joked which made Levi relieved over the stupidest thing.

"Nah, I'm too busy fucking your mom."

...........

Uh.

"PPPFFTT!! HAHAHHAHAAHAH!!" Uh. Levi opened his eyes to see little streams coming from Eren's eyes laughing and Hanji was tumbled over on the floor holding her stomach off but then dropped her cup from laughing too hard.

"HAHAHAHA-NNNOOO!!" She was on her knees by the broken cup it was extremely hilarious to Levi that even he started laughing. It made both of them stop to stare at him in so much surprise and shock actually Levi was too.

"Best. Morning. EVER!!!" Eren raised his tiny arms in the air.