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Joaquin:

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Joaquin:

good afternoon, miss ma'am :D

how's your day?

mine's quite nice. 

I attended a webinar today and the topic they tackled was quite good. I was literally asked the difference between parliamentary to the presidential government in exchange for a cash prize. I knew the answer, bub! Although my mind went blank kasi naman my best friend went into my room just to show me his new color of hair and told me about his crush who's literally a snob—according to him. I sometimes wish to sell him off.

I also discovered that uncooked meatloaf is yummy pala? Although I know that it contains Campylobacter. But it's still goooood.

are you good, my human diary?

I guess you're busy, tell me instantly if need help, okay?

I miss u

I mean, I miss ur chika :D

Ashanti:

sorry, I was frustrated about something.

grabe if someone told me to differentiate between parliamentary and presidential government, jowaan ko nalang agad yung nagtanong.

anong Campylobacter, bulateng puti lang sa'min yan e

Joaquin: 

oh, so can you tell me the difference between presidential and parliamentary government?

Ashanti:

lol baliw

grabeng term naman yung snob ng best friend mo, hindi ba pwedeng not interested lang??

Joaquin:

Ashanti was too stunned to speak, huh?

I think the term not interested would literally hurt his soul, so it's better to settle to the term snob.

Ashanti:

do you also tell your best friend stories about me?

Joaquin:

I would love to tell him everything. Like how amazing you are as a citizen of the Philippines because you litter in the right place, unlike other people? Even though you love kpop, you're still patriotic. You easily get memes on Facebook and know the meaning of etneb.

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