I got ready and then there was a knock at my door. I open it, and it was Jake 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 he was wearing a red suit with the State Farm logo on it, he looked so fine.
I turned extremely red and he leaned on the doorway. "Are you ready for the date?" He asked. The only words I could form were "have my babies, daddy Jake.." he chuckled and said "Funny, but I have a wife." I was so angry, "UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I screeched in his fine face before slamming the door i his face.
I stormed upstairs, still screaming, and shuffled through my belongings looking for a book. I found it and took a picture of Jake and cut it out and glued it in the book and wrote in pink marker above the photo "this man is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met. Do not trust him. He is a fugly dog!" I underlined the words "fugly dog"
