Prologue: Kayden is your average 13-year-old boy. He lives his life going to school, doing his homework, and hanging out with friends. However, what separates kayden from the rest is his cunning, authoritative presence and welcoming demeanor. For this reason, he decided to become an examiner for demon slayer role play game 2. One day, he would be talking to his friends in general, when he encounters someone that may very well change the course of his life forever...
Act I
Kayden talking to his friend, jthekid:
Kayden: J, that montage is complete trash
Jthekid: shut up gay ass kid, you have no parents
Kayden: ok but your edit is still garbage
Jthekid: 19.274.0183.292
Kayden promptly reports j to higher-ups and gets him banned."All in a day's work," Kayden says. "He shouldn't have messed with [NA] Calamity!" He exclaims.
Out of absolutely nowhere, some middle-schooler named Allison enters general chat to ping pullupwithit24 multiple times asking to train with her.
Allison: @pull
Allison: @pull
Allison: @pull
Allison: @pull
Pull: GRAAHH SHUT UP NIGG-
Allison: spar with me
Pull: no shut the fuck up
Allison: ok
Kayden sees this and immediately decides that he must stand up for the young woman being harassed by the big scary kinoto.
"Hey, knock it off!" says Kayden. "What you said was really hurtful to Allison here!"Pull replies "what yo dumb ass gonna do about it"Kayden proceeds to type "?mute @pull 365d harassing a young woman", neutralizing the threat.Allison then replies, "you dumbass, now he can't respond to me" at which point she leaves #general.
Kayden thinks to himself, "this must be one of the tsunderes those animes always show, they're so much better in person!"
Act II
Kayden has been seeing Allison around a lot lately. He always tries to engage a conversation in a welcoming way (for example, starting with the phrase "damn girl, you shit with that ass?"). However it seems like the interaction always ends with Allison being angry at Kayden, then storming out.
Kayden: (says some egregious shit)
Allison: LEAVE THE SERVER WHILE YOU STILL CAN KAYDEN.
Allison storms out of #general
Kayden: "oh man.. she wants me so baddd..."
To everyone's surprise, it seems like Allison actually did find Kayden funny and enjoyed their interaction. Slowly but surely, she started warming up to the young examiner in his dms, while maintaining the facade of a tsundere-type relationship in #general.One day Kayden decided it was finally time."I've been keeping this matching pfp in my camera roll for years, it's been passed down for generations" he mumbles to himself. "I really do think she's the one for me."Full of determination and blinded by love, he marches into #general to say something that would live in infamy...
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Act III
The world was spinning. Chat was flooded with laughter, mockery, and everything of the sort. Kayden's proposal threw the chat into discord. Stan publicly shamed Kayden and blocked Allison. Nighlet kicked Kayden. Kayden could not escape his inevitable clowning, and Allison was just as embarrassed.
Later in dms, Allison decided to confront Kayden. "I want to be with you, but I can't face this type of clowning every day, what should we do?"
"Let's run away together, I know a place where we'll be safe," Kayden replied.
The two ran away together and settled in a Demon Slayer Minecraft Modded Lore server.
The two grew their relationship like they grew their wheat, and their love for slaying demons would be savored together. They would build several houses, settling in the Uzui estate.
Finale
The two young slayers would live their lives peacefully on the Minecraft server. The decision undoubtedly had left them with regrets, Kayden abandoning his examiner duties and Allison having to deal with Kayden every day of her life. Nevertheless, the two placed their Minecraft beds next to each other and lived fulfilling lives in the end.
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Authors note: Guys i want to fucking kill myself kayden give me that nitro
