Delaying death is my favorite hobby.
Oh, I'm sorry. I just fell out of the sky. I constructed a helicopter in midair,burst into flames halfway down, crash landed and barely survived.But by all means -Let's talk about your dinning table.
Gaea! Isn't that mother nature? She's supposed to have,like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and deer and rabbits doing her laundry.
Rubble! More rubble! Even more rubble!First rate rubble!
See,lady,that's what happens to snow it Texas, it freaking melts.
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Quotes of the World
RandomDo you dare? If so come into the world of quotes. I know that sounds odd but bare with me.